Some guy James @someguyjames

Just some guy (he/him) Joined September 2012

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Amanda Linehan @AMLinehan

3 years ago

did you know? 10% of children drown while their parents are watching them. WATCHING them. What looks like jumping in the waves can quickly turn into the telltale bobbing or upright drowning position I experienced today.

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Amanda Linehan @AMLinehan

3 years ago

Today at @CraneBeachMass my 9-year-old daughter nearly drowned while I was watching her, in full view of two life guard stations, on an uncrowded and overcast day. Drowning doesn’t look like drowning, and I hope a lot of people read this and remember the signs. 🧵

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Michael Harriot @michaelharriot

3 years ago

I thought I’d answer the numerous emails & DM inquiries bc it seems like a lot of people with American flags emojis in their profile pic are very interested in hearing a response. Here’s why I haven’t “politicized” or condemned shootings by gangbangers or Black guys A thread:

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Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit

3 years ago

This that dream job everyone talking about

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Dan Regan @DanRegan_Comedy

4 years ago

My dog sets an impossible bar for how I should greet my wife when she comes home.

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hotvickkrishna @hotvickkrishna

4 years ago

If Wordle was a Movie #wordle #comedy #skit #parody @piyaltree

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𝖿𝖾𝗆𝖻𝗈𝗍 @rzldzl420

4 years ago

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Jessey Electric Slut Ukulele Sterling @JesterWuzHere

4 years ago

Oh you wouldn't drink a bottle of ranch but if I told you it was a black pepper yogurt smoothie you'd post it on Instagram.

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Scott Hechinger @ScottHech

4 years ago

Anytime you hear a “rise in crime” or “spike in shootings,” remember: whatever they claim, it’s happening despite investing most on policing in the history of the world. A brutal indictment of the efficacy of policing. Yet police are using their failures to get even more?

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BR⚢KE @BabblingBrookeA

4 years ago

actually Meta is the name of the company. Facebook is the monster

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Bob Golen @BobGolen

4 years ago

Every C in "Pacific Ocean" is pronounced differently.

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KEATS @keatsdidit

4 years ago

2500 Likes and Pluto drops a Freestyle.

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Michael Harriot @michaelharriot

4 years ago

I still can’t believe the Biden Administration is just content with leaving American citizens to fend for themselves surrounded by extremist fundamentalists. We’ve got to get our people out of Texas.