Isabelle @spoonerisabelle

Joined June 2014

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Glenn @Shenaniglenns

6 years ago

Things to bring on a date: -chapstick -open mind -backup chapstick (in case you lose one) -tertiary chapstick (you never know) -chainsaw (to distract her from the fact that you said “tertiary”) -4th chapstick

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Skye Townsend @SkyeTownsend

6 years ago

“She’s a lot” You’re right. I’m a lot of woman. With a lot of layers. A lot of personality. A lot of dreams. A lot of ideas. A lot of strategies. A lot of emotions. A lot of love. Yeah, you’re right. I am a lot.

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allison @StarksAllison

6 years ago

it just hit me that 5 years ago i was in high school and they were asking "where do you see yourself in 5 years" and i want you all to know i was very wrong

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WeRateDogs @dog_rates

6 years ago

This is Pixel. She was photographed before and after being told she’s the best girl in the whole wide world. 13/10 suspicions confirmed

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The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow

6 years ago

See you tomorrow.

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Bean @sariuhhh

6 years ago

but y’all not ready for that conversation!

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Matthew @chillwaveguy

6 years ago

The Black Plague was a PR disaster for rats as a species. They never truly recovered until 2007 (release of Ratatouille)

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Mason Madsen @masmadsen

6 years ago

Official✍🏻 what’s good Cincy??

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Lukas Battle @lukasbattle

6 years ago

I’m sick of coffee I want whatever theater kids consumed that made them act like that at 8am

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Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji

6 years ago

Crazy how only 0.000002% of the American population decided to work really hard so that they could become billionaires. Can't believe everyone is so lazy

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Billy @billywoooooo

6 years ago

Let’s try no N word November

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pinar @pienar

6 years ago

in a mood. not telling you which one

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Randa Abdelkarim🇵🇸 @RandaAKarim

6 years ago

HI TWITTER CAN I SHOW YOU THE PAINTING I DID

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Kelsey Street @kels_1124

6 years ago

No idea where my son learned an ostrich stuck his head in the ground, but he decided to demonstrate that for us in the corn pit when we went to CM Farms! 😂