Hayl @strawbootymilf
25. Boy Mom x2 & Wife ✨ Omaha, NE Joined March 2014-
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cutting a piece of smoked gouda and tucking it in my lip like a zyn
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“80 degrees” at the orchard tomorrow for “apple picking” in “october”
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Everyone is either engaged, at a run club, doing their masters or in Japan
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men be like I'm 38 addicted to porn addicted to gaming where's my virgin Christian wife I converted ok I did my part!!!!
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a lot of you guys straight up do not have manners and try to couch it in either some fake-woke stance or in therapy speak
a lot of you guys straight up do not have manners and try to couch it in either some fake-woke stance or in therapy speak
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I WANT A PHYSICAL FUCKING MENU AT A RESTAURANT. NONE OF THIS QR CODE BULLSHIT
I WANT A PHYSICAL FUCKING MENU AT A RESTAURANT. NONE OF THIS QR CODE BULLSHIT https://t.co/rYsnN7hBCa
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I don't feel particularly proud of myself But I have a job and at least three friends so Girl whatever
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facetimed my friend to show her the most beautiful waterfall i’ve ever experienced and she picked up absolutely dying at urgent care. Two very different lives. Much to think about
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Therapist said I should stay home and eat candy and drink beer all day and not work and have a girlfriend who pays for everything and my life finally makes sense
Therapist said I should stay home and eat candy and drink beer all day and not work and have a girlfriend who pays for everything and my life finally makes sense
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@_21Average_ Saw it described as the first case of sexually transmitted CTE and I’m still cackling
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This is the most “slams laptop shut” “but first, coffee” “we are the daughters of the witches you couldn’t burn” ass album I have ever heard
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meeting one truly alive person can reset your sense of what life is meant to be misery is contagious but so is joy
meeting one truly alive person can reset your sense of what life is meant to be misery is contagious but so is joy
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not a fan of the way we have attempted to water down the importance of our sexual and erotic connections with people by giving them unserious frameworks and names. sneaky link, friends with benefits, side, fling……they were your lover and that is okay.
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Taylor Swift makes music for people whose personality is Going To Target and I love that for her and them. I hope they are enjoying a cake pop today
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Walked past a middle school girl wearing black tights under her jean shorts
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