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Alyson @stringhamalyson

Joined June 2016
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helen @helen

4 days ago

let’s be real the best invention of the last five years is not chatgpt. it’s nerds gummy clusters

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nostalgia @solelynostalgia

3 weeks ago

this was my the summer I turned pretty

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Meg @megannn_lynne

2 months ago

i am not remotely religious until i start feeling like i’m going to throw up. in that case…Are You There, God? It’s Me, Sweaty Margaret. please…mercy….

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Alex @midsmoker34

2 months ago

My boy is close with Santa and he said the elves officially started work back today

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🦋 @alfkkifine

2 months ago

people that talk to their apple watch are ridiculous, like ok fake ass power ranger

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dinosaur @dinosaurs1969

2 months ago

when my waitress repeats my order back to me and it sounds fire

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denz @celebes_a

2 months ago

please take your apple watch off if you are wearing a dress or formal attire. you look like a spy kid

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Soleil @soleiljolina

2 months ago

I don’t play about my non verbal time

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trash jones @jzux

2 months ago

nightmares are so embarrassing. why is my anxiety working the night shift

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ravn @mfnravn

3 months ago

i’m addicted to bad posture like fuck why is it so comfortable to sit like a cooked shrimp

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emo normie @emonormie

3 months ago

so it turns out you have to feel the rain on your skin. in fact they’re saying no one else can feel it for you

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Theodore @TPAIN

3 months ago

How can nothing beat a jet 2 holiday when all I do is win

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𐙚 @sonohoor

3 months ago

i absolutely loooooove getting in the bed. the excitement of finally laying down? unmatched

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Daniel D'Addario @DPD_

4 months ago

the disciples after Jesus was resurrected and then walked on water:

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Trader Tony @trader_tony_

4 months ago

the disciples after Jesus was resurrected and then walked on water:

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Popeyes @Popeyes

5 months ago

pope yes

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Dustin Nickerson @DustinNickerson

5 months ago

Uber driver: Dustin? Me: yes Uber driver: *runs red lights and doesn’t say a single word for 22 minutes Me: 5 stars

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. @wydlamar

6 months ago

Sharpening a pencil at the bin was the childhood equivalent of taking a cigarette break.

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m ✰ @mar3uss

6 months ago

I sneezed on the beat and the beat got sicker is actually such an insane bar

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