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They did this to JFK Jr using a big mac
FBI HANDLER: welcome back, secret agent Donald trump TRUMP: no, not again! I told you people I'm done HANDLER: we have one last mission for you. we need someone to get jacked off by a 15 y/o... TRUMP: *gets up to walk away* HANDLER: ...at jeff epsteins house TRUMP: *stops*
FBI HANDLER: welcome back, secret agent Donald trump TRUMP: no, not again! I told you people I'm done HANDLER: we have one last mission for you. we need someone to get jacked off by a 15 y/o... TRUMP: *gets up to walk away* HANDLER: ...at jeff epsteins house TRUMP: *stops*
If you made a horror movie in which the bad guys sent flying robots to drop grenades on women and children taking refuge in tents, it would seem too comically evil to be believable. But that's what Israel is doing in real life, right now, every day.
If you made a horror movie in which the bad guys sent flying robots to drop grenades on women and children taking refuge in tents, it would seem too comically evil to be believable. But that's what Israel is doing in real life, right now, every day.
we are so cooked its not even funny
we are so cooked its not even funny
if i had to wake up everyday and pretend to care about “wokeness” in ads or whatever mentally brain dead rightwingers have to do everyday i think i would eventually kill myself
Leading global experts just confirmed what we’ve long known: Gaza is in famine. At least half a million Palestinians are facing starvation, acute malnutrition and death. And it’s likely to spread. The U.S. government is not a bystander to this genocide. We can end it today.
Leading global experts just confirmed what we’ve long known: Gaza is in famine. At least half a million Palestinians are facing starvation, acute malnutrition and death. And it’s likely to spread. The U.S. government is not a bystander to this genocide. We can end it today.
Cuomo's "how do you do fellow kids" meme misinformation campaign is being run by a racist Trump voter, and the Democratic establishment is still implicitly supporting him over their own party's nominee.
They’re manufacturing consent to overturn gay marriage using the same culture wars as trans women in sports. That’s why.
They’re manufacturing consent to overturn gay marriage using the same culture wars as trans women in sports. That’s why.
we are living in a hellish nightmare
we are living in a hellish nightmare
Cowardliness and vapidity of this nonanswer aside (peak One Bad Man Theory) it is beyond racist and depraved, 22 months into this genocide, to continue to center the feelings and needs of the country carrying out the genocide. Absolutely vile and dehumanizing to Palestinians
Cowardliness and vapidity of this nonanswer aside (peak One Bad Man Theory) it is beyond racist and depraved, 22 months into this genocide, to continue to center the feelings and needs of the country carrying out the genocide. Absolutely vile and dehumanizing to Palestinians
Many Dems are waiting on the "Gaza issue" to pass so they can get to business as usual in 2028. You can tell how much they hate having to come up with opinions on it, how much they hate having to triangulate what to say. The actual suffering they are enabling is a non-entity.
this is killing me lmao we almost got a live-action American Lupin movie starring Jim Carrey
Heartbreaking: this upstanding citizen returned home from a tour in the Wehrmacht and had his car vandalized simply because he was German
when you need a really solid character witness, you simply cannot go wrong with the world's most famous living child rapist
when you need a really solid character witness, you simply cannot go wrong with the world's most famous living child rapist
some people online made videos and posts about how its weird that AE is using dogwhistles in ads and that “owned the libs” enough to make it the new most important culture war discourse designed to make everyone forget that trump is on the epstein list and preventing its release
some people online made videos and posts about how its weird that AE is using dogwhistles in ads and that “owned the libs” enough to make it the new most important culture war discourse designed to make everyone forget that trump is on the epstein list and preventing its release
this mans ancestors were driven from their homeland by an occupying colonial power that was using starvation as a weapon of war and *not only* does he not see the parallels there, he sides with the occupying colonizers! insanely cucked mindset, a truly terminal case of pussybrain
“We have to do everything we can to fight back against Trump and that’s why it’s my responsibility is to shit on any popular Democrat under 80 who gets voters excited.”
“We have to do everything we can to fight back against Trump and that’s why it’s my responsibility is to shit on any popular Democrat under 80 who gets voters excited.”
I recently joked that once criticizing Israel counted as antisemitism, soon ONLY criticizing Israel would count as antisemitism. Now my joke has come true!
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