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We're just all suicidal kids telling other suicidal kids that suicide isn't the answer. Ballykelly, Northern Ireland Joined March 2011

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Jay Swingler @JaySwingler

7 years ago

I want to put on a live cat walk for the next Childish drop.. around my own house. Invite only, who wants to come? (It’ll be limited to like 100 people) I got the sickest fucking idea I need you to see this

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Jay Swingler @JaySwingler

7 years ago

If you knock on my door tonight expecting sweets I’ll throw a marble wardrobe out my bedroom window at you

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Jay Swingler @JaySwingler

7 years ago

Mums on Facebook are the reason that website got drove into the ground

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Romell Henry @RomellCHenry

7 years ago

I just went through Mcdonalds drive through and my girlfriend asked for a fruit bag. They gave us a carrot bag, I’ve never been so violated in my life. What am I, a rabbit.

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Jay Swingler @JaySwingler

7 years ago

Ok ok ok, I have the sickest fucking idea.. So a lot of you have fell into this habit of calling me and Chloe your mum & dad. So how about we actually take on that role and make a video where we adopt 3 of you to come and live with us for the day? We’ll feed you & shit

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Jay Swingler @JaySwingler

7 years ago

hey if you’re hungover today and you’re not feeling great, just remember, last night was completely your shit choice and no one gives a fuck🖤

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Jay Swingler @JaySwingler

7 years ago

I HAVE HIT 500,000 FOLLOWERS ON TWITTER, THANKYOU ALL SO MUCH IM GONNA CELEBRATE TOMORROW BY PURCHASING 500 CHEESEBURGERS AND DOING CHEESEBURGER DRIVE-BY'S LAUNCHING THEM AT PEOPLE I DRIVE PAST ILL PROVIDE EVIDENCE WITH A VIDEO ON TWITTER, WAIT ON IT

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Jay Swingler @JaySwingler

7 years ago

Bruhhhhh when I nap for a couple hours at night time & wake up with the house all quiet cause everyones asleep, I feel so damn emotional hahaha.. I just woke up & Im so sensitive Like someone could scream at a wall right now & Id start googling if concrete has feelings and shit

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Jay Swingler @JaySwingler

7 years ago

TGF CHRISTMAS CALENDAR 2018 remember this tweet

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Jay Swingler @JaySwingler

7 years ago

I get so full from just looking in the mirror because I’m such a snacc

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Jay Swingler @JaySwingler

7 years ago

if you enjoy drinking sparkling water, you're a fraud and should be prosecuted heavily

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Kaylin @Kaylin_14

7 years ago

If you shame girls for liking Pumpkin Spice Lattes because “it’s generic” I hate to burst your bubble, but playing fortnite all day isn’t exactly unique

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Jay Swingler @JaySwingler

7 years ago

I WOULD RATHER AV A DARK FRUITS THAN A WIFE, I WOULD RATHER AV A DARK FRUITS THAN A WIFE, I WOULD RATHER AV A DARK FRUITS, RATHER AV A DARK FRUITS, RATHER AV A DARK FRUITS THAN A WIFE coming soon on Spotify

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Romell Henry @RomellCHenry

7 years ago

When your thumb feels like a boiled egg.

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Jay Swingler @JaySwingler

7 years ago

Got the shits

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Romell Henry @RomellCHenry

7 years ago

THIS MONTH INCREDIBLES 2. That is all.

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Jay Swingler @JaySwingler

7 years ago

It is a beautiful day, make sure you spend it with somebody who opens your straw and puts in your McDonalds coke for you

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Jay Swingler @JaySwingler

7 years ago

Breathing is over rated

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Jay Swingler @JaySwingler

7 years ago

Im sorry, Fortnite is absolutely dominating the gaming industry right now, introducing a new style of game and Call Of Duty come in with their same futuristic shit they do every single year? It's making me think they're purposely driving the franchise into the ground #BlackOps4