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“I’m nothing like Jesus. I’m the reincarnation of Thanos” Joined December 2014

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dana bad @baddanadanabad

3 years ago

went up to a hot girl to be like “where did you get your yoga pants they look so good” and she was like “amazon, i wouldn’t recommend them, they’re pretty bad quality, i just have a nice body” thank you for your transparency queen

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Kristen Howerton @kristenhowerton

3 years ago

An anxiety disorder looks like going through airport security and seeing that there is a drug-sniffing dog and thinking to yourself "DO I have cocaine in my bag??" even though you've never actually seen cocaine in real life.

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Mason Mennenga @masonmennenga

3 years ago

bible college girls are like “marriage is so hard” yeah, you married a 19-year old evangelical man

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jess @portgasdworded

3 years ago

No because Pride and Prejudice isn't "I changed myself for you so you would love me back." It's "your blatant rejection and disdain for me made me realize things about myself no one had ever been bold enough to tell me so I sat down and evaluated my behavior patterns and why +

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SheRatesDogs @SheRatesDogs

3 years ago

What was the thought process

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Conservative Self-Owns @ConSelfOwns

3 years ago

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Christine Plummer 💙 @ChristinePlumm

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Hollyn @sadlifeebro

3 years ago

A calm boyfriend 🤝 a dramatic girlfriend go so well together 😭😭

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trash jones @jzux

3 years ago

i have built enough character. it is time for my life to get easy

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B-Side Billy @KHARMA__

3 years ago

I told my girl not to cut her hair but she did and she looks so fucking good this why men need to stay out of women’s business

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Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman

3 years ago

Don’t forget if you’re on SSRIs/antidepressants you are more susceptible to heatstroke so wear your SPF and drink lots of water and stay in the shade sometimes xxx

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Jordan Rice @JordanLRice

3 years ago

For anyone talking about #Juneteenth this weekend-- it's always preferable to say "enslaved people" instead of "the slaves". Calling people "slaves" minimizes the actions of the people and systems that enslaved them. Liberation first starts with retelling history more truthfully.

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Cortland Coffey @CortlandCoffey

3 years ago

Remember: Black-to call out anti-blackness. Red-to burn down oppressive systems. Blue-to remember to drink your water. White-to dismantle white supremacy. Green-to care for the planet. Gold -to divest of systems that concentrate wealth.

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Andrea Junker @Strandjunker

3 years ago

Just a casual reminder that in 1861, 11 Senators and 3 Representatives were expelled from Congress for failing to recognize Lincoln’s election and supporting insurrection. — We can still do that.

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Be A King @BerniceKing

3 years ago

Jesus was not a white, American man. The U.S. flag is not a symbol for the Church or for Jesus. The National Anthem is not a holy hymn. Slavery was not a “necessary evil” to build empire and to “bring” Africans to Jesus. Jesus carried the Cross, not a gun.

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No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC

3 years ago

NEW: Rick Scott just tried to attack President Biden by saying that “Canada has plenty of baby formula… but not the United States.” Reminder, Trump’s USMCA trade deal made it virtually impossible for Canada to export infant formula to the US.