John Watson @wizputer
SRE at @planetscaledata | he/him @[email protected] Silicon Valley, CA Joined August 2007-
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Kubernetes is straightforward to understand and use. The same team using Kubernetes:
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You know how dogs resemble their owners? I’m noticing something similar with how startup employees tweets mimic their CEO’s
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Matt is my team mate & he is brilliant, don't miss his talk. There will be a Q&A section ✨ Related blog post: planetscale.com/blog/faster-my…
Matt is my team mate & he is brilliant, don't miss his talk. There will be a Q&A section ✨ Related blog post: planetscale.com/blog/faster-my…
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this is how we installed multi floppy disk software in the 90s, exactly like this.
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I love reading the Planetscale posts like these planetscale.com/blog/faster-my…
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My first blogpost on Vitess.io is out 🥳vitess.io/blog/2022-12-0…
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More car hacking! Earlier this year, we were able to remotely unlock, start, locate, flash, and honk any remotely connected Honda, Nissan, Infiniti, and Acura vehicles, completely unauthorized, knowing only the VIN number of the car. Here's how we found it, and how it works:
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Do they know what this phrase means?
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“Babel” sculpture is amazing by Cildo Meireles, features 100s of working analog radios all tuned to different stations.
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just made a "decentralized" "alternative" to twitter; everyone should go "join" it to make an account: fork github.com/diracdeltas/tw… to tweet: git commit --allow-empty to follow someone: git remote add <alias> <their fork url> to retweet: git cherry-pick <their "tweet">
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PlanetScale is hiring someone to work on our primary connection layer with me. Handling 1M+ concurrent connections and a lot of other fun stuff, as well as a full RPC interface to a database. AMA. planetscale.com/careers/645813…
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If I had a nickel
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Live view of DOOM's VGA palette showing damage and pickup highlights.
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Finally got round to printing this. Accidents & incidents: obvious internally and externally, investigated in depth #SafetyII 1/
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1: #Tokyo metro map in 2D. 2: The same map in 3D.
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This guy wins at Linkedin
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They said RS-232 and Hayes Modems were dead tech. They were wrong.
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