kenz @04minivan
ABC Family’s GREEK Brooklyn, NY Joined May 2012-
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Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat and remember that I have an $80 Coming Soon credit that I will have to eventually spend on some dumb shit like this
I’m addicted to saying “buh-bye” when ending a phone call haha anyone else
Can’t wait to Chicken Run the police robot dogs (hack into their dog brains to set them all free) ((I’ve never seen Chicken Run))
My girlfriend’s sister is missing. She’s experiencing a manic episode and was last seen in Brooklyn. Please share—my DMs are open if you’ve seen her/have any info
Some people say taking a Lyft to work is a financial risk but I say it’s an adventure investment, yesterday I rode in a Tesla and today I’m sitting in the bed of a pick-up truck with several dogs
brave of me to admit in this climate but it’s shaping up to be a two-shower kind of day
My great grandmother arriving at Ellis Island circa 1930
in a bad mood and I’ll do nothing about it!!! in a way that is growth!!
this picture my mom just sent me proves that I have never once known what to do with my face or hands
Scallion cream cheese is hot girl shit I refuse to be told otherwise
If I was Godzilla I would simply not fight and go to sleep (old) and if I was King Kong I would make loud loud noises banging around so that Godzilla could not sleep (monkey stuff) so when I think about it actually I’m just gonna let those boys do their thing
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89 Followers 370 Following only three things matter: Rupauls Drag Race, UCF Football, Martinis.
Stop-youVi0lated_tehl.. @CharrCar00
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Nissan al-Tiem @spaghetti
3K Followers 641 Following The funko to the soy man is like a sheath of a knife
Emma “annoying” B.. @shmemmablake
420 Followers 995 Following hi can i use your bathroom??????? costumes & wardrobe in nyc theater | venmo:emmablake
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601 Followers 548 Following Screenwriter with representation. Horror author with different representation.
ell.i.ot @m4ngr0ve
339 Followers 967 Following sucking down darjeeling with marie antoinette. and her little sister | he/him | ACAB | https://t.co/tBgntBqP5r
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522 Followers 266 Following
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. @jaboukie
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115 Followers 205 Following 🌈🤡my aesthetic is ClØwN cHįc🤡🌈and obsessive compulsive rainbow brite doll. Age 27
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344 Followers 220 Following Home is where the plastic bag full of other plastic bags is.
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nick @nackparson
45 Followers 160 Following
Stop-youVi0lated_tehl.. @CharrCar00
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Feral @eviltwinforsure
413 Followers 595 Following For as long as I can remember, I have hiccuped 1-10 times a day, every day.
Anxiety Haver @coryruchlin
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I’ll never understand why ratings exist for delivery/rideshare employees. Can you imagine being rated every time you do literally any task for your job that requires you to interact with another person? Why can’t we just reach out to customer service if there’s an actual issue?
Interested in a job that is very cool and makes others think highly of me
I was a scummy art dealer/mastermind criminal in a past life in the late 80s and my violent end came in a motel I just know it
When you go to delete tinder it tries to get you back with truly a list of guys
Whenever I see anyone mopping anywhere I kind of just assume that they are a ghost
after all these years...LA golden hour was just zendaya shining a perfume bottle off the back of a horse
THE CATEGORY IS BLACK WOMEN IN ENGINEERING. I graduate today🥳👩🏽🎓
Someone needs to check on our boys.
@slimmprotv I’m not having fun with baseball anymore
were you "a pleasure to have in class" or were you just gay
Last week I was a Sunday school teacher and now I’m just hot 🙌🏼🙏🏼
gym had me square dancing at 9:30am eastern time
burning question: was square dancing a requirement for other people in gym class? Or was that just some rural buffoonery
@nocontextcaro from the deepest rot of our disgusting little technologically poisoned brains springs the tiniest, sweetest flora <3
A stranger man: “Hey pretty lady” Me:
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People in New York are always like “oh I used to live like two blocks from there”
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