Carson @0x_carson

Chief Whimsy Officer @nucleusearn Part time CFO @jpmorgan I alchemically transmute love into EVM opcodes 💫 Brooklyn, NY Joined June 2023

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Carson @0x_carson

19 hours ago

Last year I had lunch with a billionaire who told me "points are worthless, I'll never care about points". That billionaire's name now? Hunter Biden.

loopedHYPE @Looped_HYPE

6 days ago

Last year I had lunch with a billionaire who told me "points are worthless, I'll never care about points". That billionaire's name now? Hunter Biden.

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Carson @0x_carson

5 days ago

Monsanto daughter or Lockheed Martin son?

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I was talking to a trusted Hyperliquid KOL yesterday i asked him "Why are you manually farming protocols instead of using $LHYPE?" He said he didn't understand. So I took off my shirt to reveal a bomb strapped to my chest. I had all the leverage. This is how you do business

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Carson @0x_carson

a week ago

Here at $LHYPE we're always looking at new ways to grow TVL. Lately I've been "hiring" engineers. I send them a "take home": "Build a bot on hyperEVM to deposit some $HYPE to $LHYPE deploy it on mainnet and show me it works" I "interview" 100 candidates a day you do the math.

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Carson @0x_carson

a week ago

Looking to start more of a food based diet any tips?

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Carson @0x_carson

a week ago

I'm launching a my bank account backed stablecoin. Who's in?

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Carson @0x_carson

a week ago

Did you know there are children out there without access to clean drinking beer? It's a terribly sad world we live in

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Carson @0x_carson

a week ago

I got lunch with a Billionaire and told him about $HYPE ATH He said "that's cute but I only invest in cashflowing assets so I can re-invest it into my business" I told him that's why I use $LHYPE He immediately made me the new CEO of his business. That billionaire? Jeff HL

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Carson @0x_carson

2 weeks ago

An underappreciated impact of yield markets like @pendle_fi , @spectra_finance and @nunchitrade is that they allow us to use markets to get "real" yield figures. You look at $WHLP and think, hmm but what will the APY really be after airdrops and everything? Pendle says 14.45%

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Carson @0x_carson

2 weeks ago

The @HypioHL Niqab squeeze continues with now LESS THAN TEN Niqabs even on the market. Ask yourself anon, what will the price be when nobody's willing to sell?