Mags @100and1Things
Maine, USA Joined January 2011-
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Tom Brady has cemented his spot as the GOAT! So weird. Just last year, people were calling him a CHEETAH!
Great thing about family gatherings, when one kid yells Mom there's at least 2 other moms that answer #ifitsnotbleedingyourefine #momlife
That moment you realize that Dr. Strange did to Dormammu what my 3 year old does every day... 😮 #mommyproblems #toddlerlife #geekparent
Trying to sneak out for work without your 3 year old requires extensive planning, negotiation training and at least 13 Oreos...#toddlerlife
If no child sees you eat the ice cream, did it really happen? Or the Oreos...or the gummy worms... #momlife #mommyproblems
Living in fear of the words "I'll help you!" #momlife #toddlerlife #toddlerparent
When covering your kids doorway in streamers becomes a Christmas tradition #ItsTheLittleThings
All is quiet and then "bam!" Your child is cackling insanely as he's shooting you with a Nerf gun... #mommyproblems #sneakysneaky
My daughter has two volumes... "Suspiciously Quiet" and "Oh My God You're Making My Brain Bleed" And they say girls are calm #mommyproblems
That moment your kid is so excited to be with the babysitter, she's shoving you out the door and yelling bye... #MommyProblems
With your first kid, it's all cute names like snuggle bug and sweets but your second it's more like Spawn and The Tiny Tyrant #momproblems
If your toddler doesn't see you eat the cookie, did it really happen? #mommyproblems #parenting
According to my 2 year old, bananas are incredibly versatile. They make great hair gel, paint, window cleaner... #mommyproblems #parenting
That awkward moment when you give your kid a bath and she reminds you of Bubbles from Finding Nemo... #mommyproblems
My daughter's style is what I like to call "bag lady chic" #mommyproblems
When your daughter decides your lipstick makes fantastic paint 😑 #mommyproblems
With 2 kids ish becomes a thing... My kids are quiet-ish. The house is clean-ish...no one ever warns you...
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