17-Year Cicada @17Cicada
I'm a 17-year cicada. I hate birds. East Coast Joined May 2013-
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I knew that putting a cicada in charge of the FDA would help our cause.
Like, this is all the @washingtonpost talks about anymore. WTFuck.
Like, this is all the @washingtonpost talks about anymore. WTFuck.
Like I keep telling you: I am a FEEL GOOD STORY
Seriously WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, @washingtonpost
Prince was one of the first people in the world to play Oregon Trail.
Prince was one of the first people in the world to play Oregon Trail.
Rude.
I’ll save you a click and just say YOU DO NOT WANT TO DO THAT WHAT THE FUCK NEWSWEEK
When I went to sleep in 2004, my fellow bug and Harvard classmate Mark Zuckerberg had just launched this awesome app that let us rate the hotness of the Harvard ladies. Super stoked to see what became of that!
I've been asleep for 17 years, but I'm as surprised as anybody to learn that there's a new Barenaked Ladies album today.
I went to sleep right before the '96 election. Please tell me that Ross Perot won. That dude was hilarious.
Went to sleep 17 years ago, and goatees were semi-cool in a douchy-sort-of-way. You can't expect me to believe they're still cool, right?
Slept 17 years, hoping Coke had since figured out how to make movie theater fountain Diet Coke not taste like ass. I guess I woke too soon.
Just woke up. So glad Whitewater is behind us. It's great to be done with fabricated non-scandal scandals forever! Wait, what's a Benghazi?
@17Cicada There’s a thing called YouTube. Send video of your friends doing the Macarena (big when you were grubs) & I’ll reveal ER’s ending.
Don't get me wrong: MP3 files are awesome. Totally cutting edge back in '96. But come on, should the #iTunes app still suck this bad?
Just woke up. Last I heard, Michael Jackson and Lisa Presley were getting divorced. Any updates on Michael's love life? I know he <3 's PYT!
I haven't seen "Friends" in 17 years, but I hope Ross and Joey's marriage is now recognized in all 50 states. #rachelsucked
Just woke up. Y'all are still doing The Macarena, right? I loved Al Gore's joke about it at the '96 Democratic Convention. #heeeeeymacarena
Just woke up. My Jewish cicada friends and I are wondering if Mel Gibson is still the biggest movie star in the world. We loved Braveheart!
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@17Cicada Return of the Cicadas vimeo.com/66688653 VIDEO
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