carkeys @1D4l1f3_4ever

i have bad opinions and can’t spell Joined July 2017

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carkeys @1D4l1f3_4ever

2 months ago

This whole time I thought all the drama was about Flo from Progressive

jada @savannhsmiths

2 months ago

This whole time I thought all the drama was about Flo from Progressive

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carkeys @1D4l1f3_4ever

4 months ago

Becoming religious when you are older than 18 might just be one of the worst mental illnesses

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krill @anthraxp1mp

4 months ago

.@BarackObama my wife is being Mean

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kmart microcelebrity @kmartmicroceleb

4 months ago

oscar piastri hits worst griddy of all time asked to leave f1 paddock

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tarrin @chiefjopper

5 months ago

this edit changed my life two years ago and i still think about it to this day

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frax @fraxiommusic

6 months ago

No 🩷

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carkeys @1D4l1f3_4ever

6 months ago

Trump has a very limited vocabulary which makes idiots love him

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carkeys @1D4l1f3_4ever

6 months ago

They actually won’t let you create a 401k if you have a Snapchat

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carkeys @1D4l1f3_4ever

6 months ago

Why do adults think you need a store bought card for every birthday

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carkeys @1D4l1f3_4ever

6 months ago

Me: “I’m in beast mode” My boyfriend: “The luteal phase?” Sassy man apocalypse has come for me

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carkeys @1D4l1f3_4ever

6 months ago

Talking loud in public should be punishable by death

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Club Chalamet 💫 @ClubChalamet

6 months ago

The Academy made their decision. Congratulations Adrien.

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Unbearable Chest Pain and Anguish Sufferer @d0ggospottings

7 months ago

Some of you guys are only miserable on valentines day because you dont realize how beautiful it is that love is all around you. Literally go on a walk & look at all the people holding flowers for someone they love & instead of feeling sorry for yourself feel happy for others

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carkeys @1D4l1f3_4ever

7 months ago

Can’t wait to brush my teeth tonight

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carkeys @1D4l1f3_4ever

8 months ago

They need to make a stair master for people with big ass monster feet like me

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carkeys @1D4l1f3_4ever

8 months ago

You’re laughing? I’m crashing out and you’re laughing?

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