The Curious Kitten and the Cautious Kitten @2FurryRoommates

Popping back in here to apologize for not keeping up with this account. In our defense, we need a LOT of naps.

As cats our take on the ethics of Cat Person is that more two legged creatures should realize that we, too, are people and thus deserving of tuna fish or chicken for a snack right now.

OFFICIAL STATEMENT As cats we are not sure why this has become a Twitter discussion but yes we ARE obviously people and we think entire novels could and should be written about how much we like tuna fish and chicken and why we should have chicken for a snack right now

We thoroughly approve of this video and would like to award both two legged creatures in it two cans of tuna fish each! Duetto buffo di due gatti (Cat Duet) - attrib. G. Rossini, likely compil... youtu.be/O5bJJviAX0c via @YouTube

Excuses or victim blaming? You decide!

Fade @fadeaccompli

3 years ago

Excuses or victim blaming? You decide!

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We had to knock the bowl around to deal with the trauma!

Mari Ness, still masked @mari_ness

3 years ago

We had to knock the bowl around to deal with the trauma!

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HARSH WRITING ADVICE you should really be playing with a cat or napping with a cat or feeding tuna to a cat right now wait that's HARSH KITTY ADVICE sorry we aren't very good at this twitter thing

Turns out electrical repair equipment is VERY fun to explore until the humans notice you are exploring it!

Today is a very good day to run around and around for no particular reason and then pause to take a look at the sun and any nearby trees.

I am purring proof that one can be in the lap of a two legged creature and STILL be completely neglected. Like, those fingers could be on me and not that thing you call a keyboard right now, two legged creature. I'M ON YOUR LEGS.

Also, back on Twitter because the two legged creature said if I didn't use my account I would lose it and how else can I let you know how difficult it is to live with her?

It's very very loud. I'm just going to stay right on this human for the next several hours. Or under this human, if necessary.

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birdsrightsactivist @ProBirdRights

7 years ago

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Yeah, you THINK you can get that plastic syringe someplace into my mouth. I think not. I am cat. I rule.

But was I left alone to sulk and be angry in private? No, no I was NOT. And now I'm in a box surrounded by strange cats. WORST DAY EVER.

You know, when you go into a wall, the LEAST you should be able to expect is to be left alone. Double if you are under a bathtub.

In a house of two grown two legged creatures, two elegant cats and two fish, I want to note I'm the only one not watching the Great Pumpkin.

If you ask me, the two legged creatures in this household should be following me in all things, not just on Twitter.

I stare at the computer a lot when not taking naps. And yet, the two legged person is the writer, and she says I'm just a cat.

Don't disturb me: I have a very busy day of napping and bluejay watching ahead of me. Those naps won't be taking themselves.