“Big Jerker” Thorton @30secondnut
World Renound Alcohol Abuser, Ted 2 lover, back porch and your Mom/GF enjoyer. Chronic Dry Beater. Reformed liar. Oiling up. Joined April 2021-
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JJ McCarthy read all the twitter hate before the 4th quarter
What was i even talking about
Get that shit out of your mouth NOW
Ok fine i’m attracted to women that are a little insane and toxic
-stupid age -2 inches (above average) -261lbs -5’3 -Unsucked hog -78/100iq -on Twitter -broke (next bet will hit) Is it over for me?
I just know Caleb Williams is getting DICKED tonight. Good TD man.
Me personally i’m not letting a shooting pull me away from a future ex wife
Me personally i’m not letting a shooting pull me away from a future ex wife
No babe the girls who are always happy scare me
Me when i wipe my ass too hard
I am ready to be hurt and taken advantage of
I am ready to be hurt and taken advantage of
Drinking at 10:50AM this Monday thank you
If i had a gf i would let her hit me when she is sad
I wonder what position Josh Allen had Hailee Steinfield in last night
Josh Allen is how i would have described Jesus if i was a disciple
How do you tell a gf that your girl friend that you sometimes makeout with is just a friend
I spend my Sundays with a man

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tulip @Tulip0822
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Tully-SZN 🇨🇦 @Tully807MUFC
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Becky @mary_smith38879
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Goofy 🇺🇸 🇮�... @goofy1148
254 Followers 477 Following Clinical Pharmacist. Also I'm NOT the real Goofy...guess I'm a parody! Always working SMARTER, not HARDER than everyone else!
John “Rich” Finch @john_rich_finch
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Hugh Jay Nuss IV @JayNussIV
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Emma @jbrian45
363 Followers 6K Following In a world of trends, I remain timeless Elegance is when the inside is as beautiful as the outside. ——Coco Chanel
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John @John__Evans1
107 Followers 1K Following I’m a powerball winner of $390.7m,I’m using this medium to appreciate the society by giving out $3500 each to my first 1k followers & poor/needy
Jammy @Jammy8222
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Coach McBurner @CoachMcBurner
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Eddy “Big Hogg” P... @BigEddyPhD
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Bradley Bantle @BantleBradley69
4 Followers 11 Following Bradley “The Wicked Wind” Bantle, beer deleter, Costal Zeta Tri ‘14, let’s get weird.
Frank (The Tank) Roon... @FrankRooney64
850 Followers 603 Following I like cheap beer and the volunteers
Mikael @BacardiCapital
9K Followers 697 Following Prince of Powder and Waterboarding Enthusiast. Former Head of Macro @ The Emerging E-girl Fund.
Hugh Jay Nuss IV @JayNussIV
75 Followers 74 Following The fourth. #CUSA RIP to Hugh Jay Nuss, Hugh Jay Nuss Jr, and Hugh Jay Nuss III. 5.9 handicap
smooth brain @dadrockvibes
715 Followers 2K Following 27 | certified unc | big sports guy | alcohol & drunk cig abuser | future cool step dad | blue collar | forklift certified
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Jules “Kind and Nic... @iraqismoker2
454 Followers 310 Following Second account, motion REDUCED by @elonmusk | In remission for my porn addiction | Allegedly chopped |
M🐘 ⁷ @meaghancates
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leggo my meggo🌺 @leafsnlifts
28K Followers 1K Following A suffering Leafs fan, and a suffering gym goer. D1 yapper. No I do not sell content so don’t ask!
Saul “Bar Piss” G... @voddysodas
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Robert “Mr Saturday... @MSNMIZ
381 Followers 253 Following #ProConsent #AntiDope. CDL owner. love pigskin, Hank jr, and Missouri.
Tricky Dicky @GucciMaine69
153 Followers 87 Following if you see me splitting the G, no you didn’t. -Florida State University-
kevin “hog” gohns... @kevinhoggohnson
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167 Followers 150 Following grit city resident. #rapeeverybody #rollwave
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644 Followers 847 Following 29, Forklift Certified, NFL Owner, Aeronautics Enjoyer, Executive Stenographer, Certified Internet Funny Man
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8 Followers 2 Following World class chronic masturbator. Professional women attacker. Cellmate of the year 2013,2014. Penn State enthusiast. Taint tickler.
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65 Followers 96 Following '24 alum. Pilot. Diver. Driver. Ball Knower.
Fact @Fact
3.6M Followers 0 Following Interesting facts about life. If you spot a mistake, just throw a DM over.
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Southside Nomad @NomadicFucktard
384 Followers 1K Following When I die throw my collection of empty bottles in the grave | Anti AI | beef jerky connoisseur | hot sauce
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Michael? @MichaelBBenson
372 Followers 363 Following shrexy jazz bee with A LOT of thots & questions, often about @grillospickles | A series of hermeneutical injustices | sincerity = cool
Underqualified @hoesandhyundais
2K Followers 414 Following Two things I’ll always be. A hater and delusional. Go Birds. CA:hoesandhyundais
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100 Followers 138 Following M, Size 13, can pick up heavy shit, I fly drones and do farm shit
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6K Followers 234 Following backup account, follow my main @bbsourpatch !
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752 Followers 343 Following
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448 Followers 300 Following Most underrated receiver in the league. tOSU
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239 Followers 153 Following For when @traytronmartian inevitably gets scoomed by the Twitter thought police
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