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what’s twitter Midland, TX Joined March 2017-
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how the fuck u carry a child for 9 months n name it papa john
I’m crying 💀💀💀 x.com/meninisttweet/…
1997: I am *surfing* the web 2007: I am *browsing* the web 2017: There is no verb for my useless, constant state of being
Everyone is posting their acceptance letters and how excited they are for college, and I haven't even sent in my applications
For my mom to dramatically grab when I'm going 26 in a 25 x.com/shinemygold/st…
My little brother made this comic and it's such a Mood™
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1 fear x.com/josephxmorales…
USPS tracking step 1. We’re not sure it exists yet step 2. it’s arrived
I was going through my pics from tailgate and......
SCIENTIST: Let's name this spider Long Legs, for its long legs SCIENTIST 2: Hmm not kinky enough
You either die a hero, or live long enough to become a rotten pool of cucumber
i live for th e sensation of adrenaline pumping through my spine when another person on here publicly accuses me of being "Off Brand"
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651 Followers 244 Following Average everyday gamer who enjoys creating content on Youtube and streaming. https://t.co/JLZ22DOPeShow the fuck u carry a child for 9 months n name it papa john
It’s good to know that Brad Pitt has to do a poo every day. Or any celebrity for that matter. We all poo.
Something that gets more and obvious every year is you can’t please everyone all the time and there’s not much you can do about it
Push me to the edge All my friends are #YoungSheldon
1997: I am *surfing* the web 2007: I am *browsing* the web 2017: There is no verb for my useless, constant state of being
how do rick n morty fans even have time to watch the show between discovering scientific breakthroughs n performing open heart surgeries
Everyone is posting their acceptance letters and how excited they are for college, and I haven't even sent in my applications
this mother fucking snake who wrote this apartment listing is trying to pad the list of amenities with shit like "dart board"
I just came to the crippling realisation that the last thing I saw at the cinema was The Emoji Movie.
For my mom to dramatically grab when I'm going 26 in a 25 x.com/shinemygold/st…
My little brother made this comic and it's such a Mood™
An alarming amount of people seem to think I'm Australian And I just How do you think that I don't understand
How it feels to take the groceries all in one trip:
My teacher left the room during a test so we all started sharing answers. Then I look up and she was staring right at me 😳👩🏽🏫😩
USPS tracking step 1. We’re not sure it exists yet step 2. it’s arrived
[being buried alive] murderer: *out of breath* how are you eating the dirt so quickly
Yo @ShammyTV I did this thing of you on a monday morning.
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