city sewer sloth @3braincellshell

suburban legend NYC Joined March 2010

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trish @ultragloss

4 months ago

mommy? mamacita. a mom of what. a dog? like in real life? like a daughter, like a real baby? wait that’s so cute. how old is he or she

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MetsMuse @MetsMuse

4 months ago

On this day last year, the Grimace era began in Queens. Since Grimace threw the first pitch, the Mets have a 105-60 record. Thats the most wins in baseball in that span by 10 games.

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city sewer sloth @3braincellshell

4 months ago

it’s happy ever after or you’re gonna block my number

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city sewer sloth @3braincellshell

5 months ago

told him I’m not looking for a relationship so ya it’s getting serious

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noelia @wh0r30z

5 months ago

white people be like i need to give my cat her inhaler

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Melanie @VitallyMelanie

5 months ago

Resiliency is the ultimate health biomarker btw :)

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city sewer sloth @3braincellshell

5 months ago

this is why I can’t have a car. I would be sitting in traffic and become a rotating caller on the Bert show just because I was bored

𐙚 @sonohoor

5 months ago

this is why I can’t have a car. I would be sitting in traffic and become a rotating caller on the Bert show just because I was bored

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❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther

5 months ago

I remember you from another life we were hamsters at the same pet store

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city sewer sloth @3braincellshell

5 months ago

week 4 as a professional cheerleader: 30 men from the carpenters union arrived on a party bus to the game last night.. they brought a traffic cone to use as a group megaphone, didn’t know the name of a single player, then returned back to whatever bar I assume they live at