3rd Row Non-Denom @3rdRowNonDenom
Too cool for the front row. That Church off of the Highway Joined October 2013-
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My goal in life is to love The Lord as much as Pentecostals love altar calls.
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I'm not @MatthewSCoker, but he would be a spooky Halloween costume. The horrible bad jokes would scare the children.
In Heaven, the baristas always spell your name right.
Nothing says "non-denominational" like gluten free communion bread
Dropped the tray of juice during communion so I think I'm going to find a new church.
Happiest place on earth: youth group lockout at 8PM Worst place on earth: youth group lockout at 5AM
Casually handing these out to my brothers in Christ #friendzone
Fact: God won't hear your youth group's prayer if you're not all holding hands.
You know who else would steal tweets, @BackRowBeliever? Satan, that's who.
Our church gives out free bumper stickers to its members. I would put one on my car, but then I'd have to stop driving like a maniac.
My candle went out at the Christmas Eve service tonight. Is this a sign?
The lighting in the sanctuary is terrible for selfies. #nondenomproblems
Black Friday is not to be confused with Good Friday. Even though both provide great savings.
10,000 raisins for my heart to find
When you get a notification on your phone and think you have friends but it's just the Bible App<<<
I thought this was the time change that gave me an excuse to be late to church. Dang it.
Oh hey boy, did you fall from Heaven? Because so did Satan.
Our youth pastor is trying to grow a beard. Key word: trying.
Marybeth 🐥🇺🇸... @mbkp
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𝕏💎𝕏 Dr. Pars... @ParsonPeeves
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Eric Hoke @erichoke
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Stuff of Wife @2adults4kids
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Bible Verse Buddy @BibleVerseBuddy
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Matthew Mills @MatthewMMills
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JillyByNature✌ @JilliByNature
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Hilary Gibson @hilary1513
62 Followers 237 Following teacher at GWHS, certified nerd, car singer, avid reader
Karen uff to confront... @karenepp65
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Pastor John Samuel UK @RealJohnSamuel
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Leslie Dee @LeslieDee17
11 Followers 55 Following Blessed to be a reformed believer, a wife, a mom of 4 & a grandma.
ɱʌɾƭɪɲ ʅυƭɦ... @SynodofDort400
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John Paul @JohnPau86025680
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2nd Chair Pastor @2ndChairPastor
816 Followers 511 Following Just a guy Pastoring from the 2nd Chair, trying to leverage, influence, & lead w/o stepping on too many toes or losing my sense of humor or mind in the process.
Roger @RogerThat613
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Andrew Kelley @AndrewKelley_
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Hipster Youth Pastor @hipsterYP
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Apologetic Christian @sorrychristian
129 Followers 790 Following Apologizing for Christians everywhere. Yes, Christians are wrong a lot and some times not very apologetic. This is an attempt to say we are wrong and we love u!
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100 Followers 644 Following Tweeting statistics about the people you follow!
Christian Rado DJ @TheChristianDJ
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Christy Mead @peculiar_Pwife
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Lisa Tarpley @LisaTarpley7470
334 Followers 942 Following Follower of Jesus, Wife to Terry, Mother to Dylan and Dexie Psalm 63:3-5
Terry Tarpley @TerryTarpley
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Modesty Johnson @ALLtowerNOpower
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NotCharismaMag @charismamaggag
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Brian Buchanan @The937Nerd
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222 Followers 616 Following Ex interior designer,painter,crafter,lib-dem,Christian ,pro NHS
The Harvest Company @thehvstco
262 Followers 902 Following The Harvest Company is a WordPress development company and hosting platform built to help churches navigate through the world of the web.
AnonStudentPastor @AnonStdntPastor
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Nathan Walker @driven4christ
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We love Youth Group! @YouthMinParents
5 Followers 27 Following We are the parents of the kid in your youth group. You know which one.
Douglas Rogers @yorog1
58 Followers 340 Following Married to my best friend, Char; dad to Kristin, David and Norman; former urban youth minister, pastor & chaplain; a committed follower of Jesus Christ!
ArminianZorro @ArminianZorro
552 Followers 394 Following Theology student and fox lover. Leaving my mark by slashing through the falsehoods to uncover truth using the Sword of the Spirit.
PK Strug Life @FaultInOurPK
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Robert Meredith @rlmeredith
60 Followers 172 Following I work for Jesus. Some people like me, some people don't.
Gennie; I'm a guy! @abelsson3rd
1K Followers 3K Following Followed Jesus first, so I can follow you back. Currently writing books about being a single Christian and poetry. Roll Tide! Follow my blog to get inspired.
Library Lizzie, MLS #... @liberrylizzie
203 Followers 1K Following She/her. Your attitude determines whether something is a debacle or an adventure ✌️YA/Teen Librarian. Stutterer. Advocate. Anti-racist. Little of this and that.
FundagelicalRecovery @FundieRecovery
31 Followers 107 Following The experiences and thoughts that come with recovering from Fundagelicalism. Got a Fundagelical Recovery tweet idea? DM me, I'd love to hear it!
Kevin Marsden @kevin_marsden
295 Followers 1K Following Conservative, freedom loving, reformation minded Christian, small business owner, retweet/follow/like does not = endorsement/support.
Heath Knepp @HeathKnepp
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R Knowles @rach010595
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Kat @KatTheLD
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Scott Orahood @Hearse_Driver90
79 Followers 325 Following
JoelEAllen @JoelEAllen
393 Followers 1K Following consultant for worship and music ministry at Parkway Hills Baptist Church,Plano, Texas Former Worship Pastor at Riverside Baptist Church in Denver Colorado
Chairman Mel @chairman_mel
18 Followers 90 Following Chairman of the Elder Board. Don't confuse me with Mao, Mel is short for Melchizedek. My parents gave it to me, that's why.
Socks are on Fire @ImJustSaying_4
15 Followers 245 Following
☦︎ Impending Ðav... @Messenjah36
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Tweeter 🗯 @mxrxclxrx
170 Followers 823 Following random narrations of life's ebbs and flows. 🤟🏻 | Matt 6:33 💡
Church Curmudgeon @ChrchCurmudgeon
104K Followers 328 Following It ain't the way it used to be, I'll tell you that. He/Hymn.
Lloyd Legalist @LloydLegalist
71K Followers 258 Following Pastor of the world’s slowest growing church.
Anon Church Guy @MrChurchGuy
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𝕏💎𝕏 Dr. Pars... @ParsonPeeves
2K Followers 328 Following Observations, opinions, sarcasm, & poor attempts at humor. Entertaining, inspirational, sometimes just plain weird. Double doctorate: UTwit & Northworst Sem.
Bad Church Secertary @ChruchSecretary
25K Followers 6K Following ☕ I keep everything around here ruinning smoothly. Always write. If you hear it from me, it must be oll korrect. her shey
Stuff of Wife @2adults4kids
1K Followers 1K Following A life of faith and domesticity. Jesus, husband, kids, house - and the whole enchilada.
Xeologian @Tweeterlogian
2K Followers 1K Following Blocked by several random people I don't know or care about. I believe nearly 40% of what I post. Maybe.
CountryYouthPastor @CountryYthPastr
172 Followers 320 Following Youth Pastor @ Ye Old Country Church! This is just for laughs......maybe!!
Problems Of The COG @COGprobs
12 Followers 23 Following just your typical Church of My God problems.
Semi Snootynarian @SSnootynarian
472 Followers 290 Following Only half as snooty as that other guy...maybe. || Shameless knock-off of @SSeminarian. If you aren't already following him, do that first.
Working Pastors Wife @theworkingpw
246 Followers 350 Following follower of Jesus. wife. mom. daughter. loved. blessed. thankful.
HonestWorshipGuy @GuyWorsh
140 Followers 214 Following Couple of worship leaders bringing you the truth behind our smiles and silence!
New Worship Guy @newworshipguy
484 Followers 313 Following I'm the new worship leader at church. This is my first full time ministry position. Looking forward to everyone loving me and everything I do!
AT&T U-verse @Uverse
110K Followers 877 Following We've moved! Follow us at @ItsOnATT. For customer care, tweet @ATTHelp
Hood, Not Hoodwinked @HomieIsAwake
357 Followers 331 Following Earth is as flat as the bill on my Lakers cap. You think I'm lyin... prove it...
Not A Worship Pastor @NotWorship_Rev
274 Followers 653 Following I am not a worship leader, at least thats what my congregation says. Here to provide some comedy/satire on my life with a blend of seriousness when needed.
The Anon Church™ @TheAnonChurch
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Preaching Bad @PreachingBad
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Dr Redneck Fundy DDS @RedneckFundy
248 Followers 340 Following Keeping the thunder rumbling under the tent.
The Bearded Baptist @BbaptistThe
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RelevantStudntPastor @RelevantStuMin
254 Followers 157 Following Professional Nun-chucker, 5thTeenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, Originator of YOLO, trend setter, personal coach of Lebron James, Student Pastor
A Student Pastor @AStudentPastor
451 Followers 202 Following A student pastor formerly known as @TheYouthIntern - Gonna talk about the fun of ministry, how great God is, and helpful ideas and encouragement for ministry!
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CreepyChristianCraig @CraigSmith216
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Erik Sietsema: Gentle... @patchingcracks
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Devoted Deacon @DevotedDeacon
184 Followers 200 Following Love my local church. Serve as a deacon. Trying to live up to 1 Tim 3:1-13. Failing more than I'd like to admit. Leaning in on my Savior! Anon
The Candid Pastor @TheCandidPastor
144 Followers 87 Following I say what pastors sometimes really want to say to people in their church. All in love, just for laughs, sometimes serious, always candid.
Honest Anonymous @HonestAnonymoos
170 Followers 503 Following I feel like honesty is hilarious. So let's just be honest. Oh, and I'm an anonymous moose = anonymoos.
Bible Type @DogmaticTruth
220 Followers 246 Following Christian. Calvinist. Cessationist. Credobaptist. Complementarian. Dispensationalist.
Kyrie & Friends @KyrieAndFriends
164 Followers 3 Following A reimagined version of Friends, with Kyrie Irving.
The Fundamentalist @Funduhmentalist
9K Followers 6K Following The donut-loving ruffian is back. My main account @culturedruffian is back! Peace. Love. Donuts. ✌🏼❤🍩https://t.co/PRfaADtiyJ
A Parishioner @AParishioner
242 Followers 148 Following I will post both comical and serious observations on Christianity. Please let me know if I talk too much.
Worship Musician @WorshipMusicGuy
785 Followers 1K Following Coffee drinker with expertise in annoying sound guys. All my musical equipment together is worth more than my car multiple times over.
Church IT Tweets @ChurchITtweets
43 Followers 58 Following ReTweeting info about information technology (IT) topics relevant to the Church.
daPreacherzWife @daPreacherzWife
2K Followers 2K Following Veteran ministry wife. Got the scars to prove it. Satirical look at life in the fishbowl.
Snarky Tech Guy @SnarkyTechGuy1
1K Followers 2K Following You know me. Church tech guy. better than you but only because I camped out overnight to get the latest tech toy! Avi is me.
The Retired Pastor @Pastor_of_Sorts
1K Followers 766 Following I did my time. Now I sit back and laugh at the newbys.
Randall Winston @randall_wins
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Worship Sound Guy @WorshipSoundGuy
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Fake Jeff Clark @FakeJeffClark
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Celebrity Worship Lea... @CelebWorshipLdr
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