Shit Third Graders Say... @3rdgradewords

Third graders are AMAZING! They are the perfect balance between sweet and sassy. And all the crazy shit that comes out of their mouths - it’s all here! Denver, CO Joined April 2018

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Shit Third Graders Say... @3rdgradewords

7 years ago

One of my students to our speech therapist, as told to me after school: “Miss, I just have so much to worry about - tree snipers and ninjas and lasers. I don’t have time to worry about [student who was picking on him].” #teacherlife #thirdgrade #shitthirdgraderssay

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Shit Third Graders Say... @3rdgradewords

7 years ago

Sharing circle this morning about what we did this weekend. 3rd Grader: “We went to a Haunted House and saw a seance. They played on a Luigi board and talked with dead people.” #shitthirdgraderssay #teacherlife #thirdgrade

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Shit Third Graders Say... @3rdgradewords

7 years ago

[I’m talking with Miss M, student come up]: Ms G, will you tell the class that my grandpa has no legs? [Slow glance to Miss M, both of us holding in laughter...] #shitthirdgraderssay #teacherlife #thirdgrade

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Shit Third Graders Say... @3rdgradewords

7 years ago

On the board: Happy 89th Birthday, Gramma Jan! (My gramma) Miss M comes into room and asks student: Who is Gramma Jan? Student: Oh, that’s Ms G’s grandDAUGHTER... #shitthirdgraderssay #thirdgrade #teacherlife

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Shit Third Graders Say... @3rdgradewords

7 years ago

3rd Grader: Miss, did you know how to ride a bike without training wheels when you were little? Me, half paying attention: I think so. Did you? 3rd Grader: Ms G!! I’m still little!! #shitthirdgraderssay #thirdgrade #teacherlife

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Shit Third Graders Say... @3rdgradewords

7 years ago

[Reading that a triceratops weighed more than 12,000 pounds] "Woah! That's bigger than my dad!" 3rd grader. #shitthirdgraderssay #thirdgrade #teacherlife

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Shit Third Graders Say... @3rdgradewords

7 years ago

“Miss, put this in your pocket and then you’ll always remember when we walked to the fire station.” #shitthirdgraderssay #thirdgrade #teacherlife

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Shit Third Graders Say... @3rdgradewords

7 years ago

Me: Azriel! Please! Walk! Without a word, he stops running and starts dancing a little jig... #shitthirdgraderssay #thirdgrade #teacherlife #fieldtrip #botanicgardens

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Shit Third Graders Say... @3rdgradewords

7 years ago

3rd Grader: Look at that fish! She’s pregnant! Me: How would you know that? 3rd Grader: Because she’s fat. Me: Oh boy... #shitthirdgraderssay #thirdgrade #teacherlife #fieldtrip #botanicgardens

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Shit Third Graders Say... @3rdgradewords

7 years ago

3rd Grader: Miss, you should get tanning spray for your legs. They’re super white. #shitthirdgraderssay #thirdgrade #teacherlife #fieldtrip #botanicgardens

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Shit Third Graders Say... @3rdgradewords

7 years ago

3rd Grader: Ms G, is it true you used to play basketball? Me: Yep. I played in high school. Are you going to play basketball? 3rd Grader: No. I’m going to be a lawyer. #shitthirdgraderssay #thirdgrade #teacherlife

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Shit Third Graders Say... @3rdgradewords

7 years ago

Watching the movie Wonder. 3rd Graders: Ewwww. Kissing. 3rd Grader 2: Stop, guys! It’s natural. Everybody kisses. #shitthirdgraderssay #teacherlife #thirdgrade

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Shit Third Graders Say... @3rdgradewords

7 years ago

3rd Grader: I was looking for my iPod in my mom’s closet and found my teeth in her old purse! #shitthirdgraderssay #thirdgrade #teacherlife

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Shit Third Graders Say... @3rdgradewords

7 years ago

3rd Grader: My favorite movie is The Quiet Place. 3rd Grader 2: This is The Loud Place! #shitthirdgraderssay #thirdgrade #teacherlife

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Shit Third Graders Say... @3rdgradewords

7 years ago

Third Grader: I’m afraid to go to space because I might fall off the moon. #thirdgrade #shitthirdgraderssay #teacherlife

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Shit Third Graders Say... @3rdgradewords

7 years ago

Third Grader: Something new I’m afraid to do is skydiving because you’re like 500,000 feet in the air. #thirdgrade #shitthirdgraderssay #teacherlife

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Shit Third Graders Say... @3rdgradewords

7 years ago

“I have sand in my tush.” #shitthirdgraderssay #teacherlife #thirdgrade

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Shit Third Graders Say... @3rdgradewords

7 years ago

Third grader: The hardest part about being a kid is when your mom says she wants to spend alone time with her husband. #thirdgrade #thingsthirdgraderssay #teacherlife

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Shit Third Graders Say... @3rdgradewords

8 years ago

3rd Grader: Miss, I got my phone taken away last night. Me: Huh. Why? 3rd Grader: Because I was a disrespectful little brat. Me: Oh, wow. Are those your words or someone else's? 3rd Grader: They're my mom's words... #thingsthirdgraderssay #thirdgrade #teacherlife