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i love how we’re just straight up cooking the planet to produce the worst thing ever invented
i love how we’re just straight up cooking the planet to produce the worst thing ever invented
I mean, yeah, the man is a horrific arsehole, but the gold standard of the world? He's just slid his boot through the dog turd.
I mean, yeah, the man is a horrific arsehole, but the gold standard of the world? He's just slid his boot through the dog turd.
The Labour Party have spent more time and energy attacking Zack Polanski than they have attacking Farage, the man who is in the US dissing our country and encouraging US sanctions against us. Tells you all you need to know, really...
For the paper to now make out like Britain’s loud, violent and extremely aggressive far right and its elite representatives are external to themselves, not a thing the paper intentional nurtured, inflamed and actively directed, is an egregious insult to the public’s intelligence.
This one really is offensive: not because the wave of rising fascism is organically arising from the public, but because it’s been imposed from above by Britain’s horrific political/media class, most prominently by *the fucking Times and its legion of crank posh reactionaries*.
How are they so so so so bad at this? It’s so bad it feels intentional
How are they so so so so bad at this? It’s so bad it feels intentional
It seems there's no limit to how many times you can have your wallet inspected. Back in the 2000s it was "legitimate concerns" and " it's not racist to talk about immigration" and now whatever the fuck this is.
It seems there's no limit to how many times you can have your wallet inspected. Back in the 2000s it was "legitimate concerns" and " it's not racist to talk about immigration" and now whatever the fuck this is.
Bloody hell
I was about to say this must have been pre-written before it was announced he'd won with 85% of the vote. However, I'm remembering from 2015-19 is that they're very comfortable telling easily disprovable, unambiguous lies. There will be a lot of straightforward disinformation
just a snippet of 2017's manufacturing consent machine
just a snippet of 2017's manufacturing consent machine https://t.co/z4l65vInDT
please look at who they’re transvestigating now 😭
"Farage is basically right about everything, but you should be so terrified of him that you must vote Labour to keep him out, however much you hate various things we've done" is a message that convinces precisely nobody on any side of it
This week's column is on how nothing will ever be enough to take the sting out of immigration, and that's because political and media elites have an interest in radicalising the issue, constantly moving it along to the next stage of crackdown. theguardian.com/commentisfree/…
Masterclass from Goodhart in how to distance yourself from your own conclusions by blaming 'a lot of people'. *I* might not think this is a big issue, but a lot of people do - and you can't call them racist because its just nature for a lot of people.
Masterclass from Goodhart in how to distance yourself from your own conclusions by blaming 'a lot of people'. *I* might not think this is a big issue, but a lot of people do - and you can't call them racist because its just nature for a lot of people.
The point of Parasite is that most people think like this, so most people see the movie this way. It pushes you to make the connection yourself: respectable behavior is a luxury & criminal behavior is a result of the rich leeching that luxury away from the poor…like…like a…
Jesus fucking christ, man
An MP who helped a property developer cheat taxpayers out of £45 million posturing as a patriot because he stuck a flag on a lamppost. The purest expression of Toryism in history.
An MP who helped a property developer cheat taxpayers out of £45 million posturing as a patriot because he stuck a flag on a lamppost. The purest expression of Toryism in history.
What happened to the Observer, Guardian and BBC since the start of the Blair era is a much better insight into the social mechanics of Britain's reactionary spiral than the racism of the Tory press, which hasn't really changed at all. Liberalism moved decisively to the right.
What happened to the Observer, Guardian and BBC since the start of the Blair era is a much better insight into the social mechanics of Britain's reactionary spiral than the racism of the Tory press, which hasn't really changed at all. Liberalism moved decisively to the right.

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