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Charley: your pop sockets worn out Me just woke up before coffee, defensively: Your pop socket is worn out, mine is fine for 40

In response to attorney’s FOIA request, US CDC admits that it has no record of an unvaccinated person spreading COVID after recovering from COVID. Lawyers smelling blood in the water.

I don't have a problem with you because of your race, I have a problem with you because your an asshole.

Insults have never affected me because fortunately, I choose to only ever believe my own delusions, not everyone else’s.

I saw that baby the other day and he was looking ugly as fuck. And his daddy too. Damn

Richard Pryor did a healthy amount of crack

Time out. Been on a broadcast binge since Afghanistan

My best day would be at the ass end of a relationship with a drunk out of control Colin Ferral

I need more Irish people in my life

Call me bootleg truly

What happened to all the shirtless white boy album covers

So does anyone else feel like the roaring 20s got off to a pretty damn good start or what?

Coronaviruses are birthed behind my fridge

I think they cut off California power to turn on the Neon graveyard in Las Vegas. I wonder what that looks like from space? I wonder what Shatner saw up there? What if he saw the Trek him in a past ep in a black hole? How did I get here?

You're welcome

If left in a room with a torch, red stain, and a fossilized prehistoric hollowed out tree....some shit is about to fuck up worse than the other scenario

If left in a room with a prehistoric fossil and a some red stain, most would wait until someone came back to check on where they left their stain. But me, I'd take that stain and destroy that fossil before you even realized it was missing