Alicia @604fashionista
Life + Style Blogger | New Mom | Writer | World Traveler | 👩🏻👱🏻👶🏼🐶 aliciafashionista.com Vancouver, Canada Joined January 2009-
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Rereading my grandpa’s memoir and that last paragraph hits different this year #LestWeForget
IM SOBBING 😭
I can report that the good people of Canada are thrilled by @JoeBiden and @KamalaHarris’ victory today. Thrilled.
Mood!!!
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REAL TALK from @DrRFernandez. “Reframe your expectations of yourself during the day. Most of us can’t even work at 80% during our first global pandemic. Reframe what’s possible to do in a day and what you are prioritizing.”
okay, i don't have much to offer but i write about mental health for a living, so here's a thread of my articles that might come slightly in handy* this week. *if you want. don't force yourself to do anything if it'll just add more stress. take what you want and leave the rest.
Yikes 😳
What impact has the pandemic had on funding for women’s health research and what a lack of resourced could mean in our search for a cure: UBC’s @LiisaGalea explained. @BCWomensFdn #sponsoredcontent bc.ctvnews.ca/video?clipId=2…
replace Ellen with Troy and Abed in the morning
i am sorry if i owe you an email but my brain has been melting for four months best wishes
Turns out that trying to continue working and volunteering with a new baby during a pandemic is really freaking difficult.
Gaining access to an industry shouldn’t require years of abuse and unlivable wages. That idea shouldn’t be controversial.
HOW THE FUCK HAVE THE COPS WHO KILLED #BreonnaTaylor NOT BEEN ARRESTED YET. HOW.
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The funniest thing that’s ever happened to me as a parent is once my 2yo was having a full on meltdown and accidentally kicked an electronic toy dinosaur and it went “Can you feed me?” and my son, through massive sobs, goes “no I can’t right now, dinosaur” and continued screaming
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I have a Bob Saget story to share. I never really met him. But in 2007 Guster was playing at the Boston Opera House. We noticed that Saget was performing a sold out show at the Orpheum down the street, and we thought it’d be funny to invite him to appear on stage with us...
My dad was so ashamed ordering my gluten free pineapple pepperoni pizza he said to the phone operator “it’s for my daughter she’s in from California”
people who actually like their jobs: what do you do
An anti-masker in line behind me turned to a masked, elderly woman behind her and said, "why are wearing a mask?" She replied, "so I won't catch whatever it is that makes you act that way."
please stop edging space it is going to explode
The building that collapsed the HOA fees were $920 a month…..
Why do buildings fall down? In “The Water Will Come,” I wrote about the dangerous combination in Miami of cheap building, salt water, and lax enforcement of building codes.
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@hbomaxhelp Dear Intern, I was using my desktop calendar to make a monthly note of when I started my menstrual period, but after several months I realized I was making that note on a calendar I shared with all of my colleagues company wide. I was 37 years old.
Today I was inducted in the Hall of Fame at Columbia High School. Other inductees include Lauryn Hill, Zach Braff, SZA and the inventors of ultimate frisbee. Thanks Mom and Dad for sending me to the right high school - there must be something in the water here 😅
HAPPY ENDINGS will outlast FRIENDS. Better jokes. Higher joke density. More specificity in characterization. Less pointless relationship shmoopiness. No cheating-out to a studio audience.
covid has fucked with my ability to make long term plans honestly like someone asked what I’m doing this summer and I was like idk prob gonna go outside, touch some grass, see where that takes me
i went on a first date tonight for the first time in a million years and it was godawful and i was about to feel guilty about writing it off but then i found the dude's twitter and he was like "went on a terrible first date tonight" . all is well :)