Eze Platter 🇰🇪 🇵🇸 @8BitBatman
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Eze Platter 🇰🇪 🇵🇸 retweeted
I’m seeing stuff like “Just wait until we start losing games and then you’ll complain about Gyökeres”. You all do realise Gyökeres is a part of the reason why we are winning every game to begin with even without direct goal contributions, right? Just look at the 1-0 goal vs…
I’m seeing stuff like “Just wait until we start losing games and then you’ll complain about Gyökeres”. You all do realise Gyökeres is a part of the reason why we are winning every game to begin with even without direct goal contributions, right? Just look at the 1-0 goal vs…
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Damn. Good thing we have Eze.
Damn. Good thing we have Eze.
Eze Platter 🇰🇪 🇵🇸 retweeted
Ron Weasley yelling “Expensive Petroleum” while filling up his car might be the peak of comedy 😭
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Ghost of Yotei
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Always been more of a Dua Lipa fan anyway 🎧
Always been more of a Dua Lipa fan anyway 🎧
Trossard can never say he was never given a chance. He needs to be a super sub for the rest of the season.
Eze Platter 🇰🇪 🇵🇸 retweeted
symmetry so perfectly aligned, i literally thought they were two different images
symmetry so perfectly aligned, i literally thought they were two different images
Eze Platter 🇰🇪 🇵🇸 retweeted
the year is 2030. a doctor gravely informs you that you have plastic in your testicles bc millions of people persuaded by viral marketing bought single-use thermoplastic elastomer balls that were eventually consumed by fish that you ate
the year is 2030. a doctor gravely informs you that you have plastic in your testicles bc millions of people persuaded by viral marketing bought single-use thermoplastic elastomer balls that were eventually consumed by fish that you ate
Eze Platter 🇰🇪 🇵🇸 retweeted
Pretty cool that my electric bill has gone up 25% so other people can make this crap.
Pretty cool that my electric bill has gone up 25% so other people can make this crap.
Eze Platter 🇰🇪 🇵🇸 retweeted
Wow, it’s really cool that we can use AI to make fake CCTV footage of people committing crimes. Surely this has no downsides whatsoever.
Wow, it’s really cool that we can use AI to make fake CCTV footage of people committing crimes. Surely this has no downsides whatsoever.
Eze Platter 🇰🇪 🇵🇸 retweeted
it’s 2025 and people don’t know they don’t have to have the phone app fully open to make calls on our handheld super computers
it’s 2025 and people don’t know they don’t have to have the phone app fully open to make calls on our handheld super computers
He had a bad patch after just having a child probs due to sleep deprivation and everyone on Twitter slated him. This man knows how to ball. Not everyone can be 100% all the time.
He had a bad patch after just having a child probs due to sleep deprivation and everyone on Twitter slated him. This man knows how to ball. Not everyone can be 100% all the time.
The problem with these players is if something goes against them (pen decision), they seem to lose a bit of edge. That shit needs to fuel them not break them.
Trossard shouldn’t even bother trying to score if he starts.
Eze Platter 🇰🇪 🇵🇸 retweeted
That’s… the point?
Eze Platter 🇰🇪 🇵🇸 retweeted
Liverpool losing today obviously guarantees Arsenal are contractually obliged to drop points tomorrow. It’s just Premier League physics
Eze Platter 🇰🇪 🇵🇸 retweeted
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE HAVE ARRIVED!!!
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🗣️Hector Bellerin on the importance of his time at #Arsenal: “I feel very nostalgic about it. I’ve been receiving so much love from Arsenal fans lately, which is beautiful. I went to London 18 months ago and bumped into loads of Arsenal fans. Even in Barcelona when I go to music…
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