A_Depressed_Toaster @ADepressedToast
I am just a depressed toaster toasting it's way through life, one piece of toast at a time. Hell Joined July 2020-
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"I'm going to make America healthy!" wheezes heroin addict who drinks blue dye, abuses steroids, tans until his face looks like a catcher's mitt, eats roadkill, and contracted a parasite that ate part of his brain
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All the employees in Santa Barbara, California, who made fun of patients on TikTok have been officially fired.
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this ep was crazy. a missing baby cuddy being a detective taub & foreman got high wilson & 13 playing truth or dare house stuck in a room with a dying patient cameron telling chase that she don’t know if she ever loved him and it was the series' directorial debut of hugh laurie.
this ep was crazy. a missing baby cuddy being a detective taub & foreman got high wilson & 13 playing truth or dare house stuck in a room with a dying patient cameron telling chase that she don’t know if she ever loved him and it was the series' directorial debut of hugh laurie.
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A top DOJ official was caught on a secret camera saying that they’re going to remove the names of Republicans from the Epstein files but leave any Democrat in them. The Epstein cover up is real. Leave politicians from BOTH parties in the files!
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just got prescribed the same damn medication as my cat, OK
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oh okay
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realising that everyone around me irl thinks using ai is fine
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The most insidious aspect of the antivax ideology is how disease outbreaks within their communities seem to *reinforce* their beliefs like a doomsday cult doubling down when the rapture fails to come on the foretold date
The most insidious aspect of the antivax ideology is how disease outbreaks within their communities seem to *reinforce* their beliefs like a doomsday cult doubling down when the rapture fails to come on the foretold date
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You can spot exactly when ChatGPT launched in 2022 Really incredible how ai has generally been a net negative for the average person in every possible way
You can spot exactly when ChatGPT launched in 2022 Really incredible how ai has generally been a net negative for the average person in every possible way
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Oh they’re doing something alright
Oh they’re doing something alright
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"why don't you use bluesky" im sorry this is the only app where the american government screenshots their note app at 30% battery apologising for being catfished into admitting they wanted to coverup the epstein files
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The blue on the batsuit is just GORGEOUS
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“you look sad today” bro im sad everyday I just didn’t have the energy to hide it today
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everything about this horrified me but the woman saying everything went fine with her second surrogate when she in fact had to have an emergency hysterectomy to save her life that chilled me to the core
everything about this horrified me but the woman saying everything went fine with her second surrogate when she in fact had to have an emergency hysterectomy to save her life that chilled me to the core
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Liking a song isn't enough, I need to be able to call the artist and tell them they did a great job
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i think about this dude all the time
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I love these little moments with krypto
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