Cameron Bradford @camerobradford
Take my hand, we'll weather this storm together. instagram.com/cameron.a.brad… Brooklyn Joined March 2009-
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Why do they have the Met gala on a monday? the celebs probably have to come straight from from work
How about this: if you don’t have anything nice to rap, don’t rap at all
Smh… people used to read books and now they just read shoes
Smh… people used to read books and now they just read shoes
I would be smelling it ☺️
I would be smelling it ☺️
Whenever I’m throwing away something fragile, I like to include some packing peanuts with it to keep it safe
Drake should give his lawyer a couple verses on his next track
Campus Tour Guide: Coming up on your right is the Zionism Building, next to it is the Ben-Gurion memorial dorms, where some of you will be living! If you look up you'll see Israel Tower, home to the IDF Student Union. Moving on, we're now entering the Netanyahu Fine Arts Quad...
Hostage negotiator
I didn’t sign up for the marathon in time so I’m just running it on the sidewalk
Sensible multi-messiah crucifixes such as this are illegal to build in most US cities
Briefly thought this was another planet but then noticed the Statue of Liberty in the background
Briefly thought this was another planet but then noticed the Statue of Liberty in the background
yoooooo who said this 😭😭
It hurts a little that Eric is sharing this but I'm still not one of the 44,000 people he follows. What do I have to do to get that Alper follow?
It hurts a little that Eric is sharing this but I'm still not one of the 44,000 people he follows. What do I have to do to get that Alper follow?
The marriage counselor my wife and I have been seeing knows a shit ton about marriage… I should just marry her
On our wedding night, my lovely and hilarious wife posted a photo of my erect bulge on our wedding website with the caption “y’all know the drill… bout to get me some husband cock😋” she is too funny
It’s really disappointing that horses will just go along with this. They’re supposed to be loyal to us.
It’s really disappointing that horses will just go along with this. They’re supposed to be loyal to us.
It remains unclear what the implications of all these april showers will be for may
"I've said it before and I'll say it again..." So It's fair to say I'm catching you somewhere in the middle of the lifecycle of this refrain?
I still have a lot of weight to lose before it’s feasible to ride in my mouse-drawn carriage
clay ⛷️ @hanfjob
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pavlo @LaughterHaver
41K Followers 997 Following Hello! my name is pavlo . I am a Centralist and I love to FUCKING!
❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇�.. @tonyhawktruther
35K Followers 1K Following I’m Neil… Care to join me? All payouts donated to FIRST Collective, an organization which provides support to homeless people in my community. Cheers x
jake @jakebrodes
38K Followers 1K Following lord I dont have to do a goddamn thing but sit around and wait to die. @drunkuncleatx. the other guy from @pendejotime
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Michael East | Writer.. @MichaelEWriter
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5K Followers 5K Following Cool guy! Writer! Copywriter! I post about films and books and nonsense mainly. Working around AI regulation with @ai_ctrl if you wanna chat about that 👀
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20 Followers 60 Following wood fired stove, what will stove do now
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Felix @Felix1374027
283 Followers 6K Following To be prepared against surprise is to be trained. To be prepared for surprise is to be educated. 🎎🎐 Facts do not fall in the face of discomfort 🌗
Nice boy of sound min.. @mattshoelace
424 Followers 750 Following I use turn signals and clean lint traps.
Ajie @KK95hmn0Bjpqrf
58 Followers 1K Following Every effort is a growth, every persistence is a harvest.
space cat - b/acc @cat_upgrades
495 Followers 216 Following space cat is a character on the popular dystopian comedy podcast ɪɴᴛᴇʀɢᴀʟᴀᴄᴛɪᴄ ʀᴀɪʟʀᴏᴀᴅ which will no longer be arriving from the future due to budget cuts.
clay ⛷️ @hanfjob
45K Followers 2K Following one time i fell onto the subway tracks email me for whatever [email protected]
Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers
55K Followers 518 Following Born Samuel Langhorne Clemens in rural Missouri. Adopted the pen name "Sridhar Ramesh" from riverboat slang.
Daggerlad @Daggerlad2
36K Followers 953 Following Stories to tell your grandchildren. @lilmeaties factory worker
pavlo @LaughterHaver
41K Followers 997 Following Hello! my name is pavlo . I am a Centralist and I love to FUCKING!
❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇�.. @tonyhawktruther
35K Followers 1K Following I’m Neil… Care to join me? All payouts donated to FIRST Collective, an organization which provides support to homeless people in my community. Cheers x
jake @jakebrodes
38K Followers 1K Following lord I dont have to do a goddamn thing but sit around and wait to die. @drunkuncleatx. the other guy from @pendejotime
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332 Followers 479 Following i study how our experiences with socioeconomic structures shape pain & emotion in the brain.
You are allowed to leave
And to make matters even worse, there's complete strangers living in there.
Barbarian invasion. Exhibit A: The bookcases I built housing my book collection. Exhibit B: How the new owners chose to use the space. (I can never unsee this.)
if people are making fun of your fedora, try filling it with beer. not so fucking stupid now, is it?
Saints Row pedestrian
@Akademiks Everyone is talking about this battle!
my favorite road trip game is finding signs that double as Thomas Pynchon character names
Does anyone know where I can purchase an arrow for like a bow and arrow in New York City
I have so many chickens !!!!! And they haven’t even hatched yet
Talking to a girl who has never watched any sports before: okay so the ref is on the zebra team
writing a script that's not narrative-driven or character-driven but a secret worse third thing
to be fair if someone called me a pedophile I would also say “no I am not”
drake: you fell for my trap / laughing in my domicile / but make no mistake / I am not a pedophile kendrick: (transitioning from rapping to singing during a verse where he travels back in time) drake's grandfather, before it's too late you must kill yourself
I was four years old when this came out. I remember saying at the time, “Get this Trump-era detritus out of my face. And don’t even get me started on the silliness of the ‘pussy hats.’”
6 years ago, Childish Gambino released 'This is America'
2000s rap beef: you claim to be the king of new york, but you live in connecticut drake rap beef: your pedophilia accusation against me is in fact a projection of your own unresolved childhood trauma
sydney sweeney never chewed or swallowed the bite of grilled cheese. she just started making out with glen powell while she had a huge piece of boiling hot grilled cheese in her mouth.
Yeah methinks my pig ass is gonna build a house out of straw 😂😂 who gives a fuck legit
There are too many stop buttons on an escalator. Let’s keep this bad boy in drive please
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