Sean Peecook @seanmpeecook
gen z comedian @clickhole @reductress instagram.com/seanpeecook?ig… Brooklyn, NY Joined April 2011-
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Rachel Maddow issued a harrowing warning? What's next, my cat scratches me even though I'm so nice?
you're not allowed to steal something that isn't yours
Until someone creates an even more ultimate tuna melt...
Instead of using dice I just ask my most random friend for a number
Wonder if anyone good was born in the last few hours
In 2009 I heard the song Sleepyhead and thought we had reached the end of music.
Wearing my survival blanket inside out and saving the world.
While I identify as a man, I'm actually attracted to women. It's complicated.
If some droning voice was like "We expect more from you, 676." I'd probably be like this sucks lol I wonder if they are lying about the outside world
I would hate if an old woman grabbed me and said "you're already dead"
New York's Only Kink Alternative Radio Station
Half my family is from Pennsylvania. Nobody 'wins' Pennsylvania
I just won the Eugene Mirman lookalike competition (I was the only one who showed)
Need a retro video camera so that every time I film my friends they all look like they died a long time ago
My girlfriend got a wig for her Halloween costume and it is her exact hair color style and length
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