AJ 'Sweet Pea' DiCosimo @AJDiCosimo
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I want John Mulaney to play Bill Evans in a biopic. This post will get zero engagement cause this is a personal fantasy and most people will have no idea what I'm talking about.
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I think I know where the Epstein list is! It's hidden inside that wall he promised in his last term.
Looks like SOMEBODY does not hold these truths to be self-evident
Technically, it is a ceasefire if you ignore the "cease" and the "fire" part.
I just said to my girlfriend that "T.J. McConnell is the J.J. Barea of Matthew Dellavedovas" and I don't think she will be having sex with me anytime soon.
As I tried escaping this island to swim back to Missouri, I almost drowned as my bulky, cumbersome penis weighed me down. I'd be dead if it wasn't for that school of knobbed grouper.
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The kids are alright
The kids are alright
I treat my body like a temple. Every Sunday a bunch of strangers come inside it before they go home and have dinner with their families.
Janet Jackson has looked the same since 1996. I think she's had work done.
When life gives you lemons, bite into them whole. Don't even peel it. Make eye contact with the mailman. Let him know you’re not afraid anymore.
Mmmmmmmm I love eggplant. If I had a genie who granted me three wishes I would ask him to make my throat three times bigger so I could jam as much 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆 into my mouth as possible.
Ha! I found Shelly Miscavige. She's been in the couch cushions this WHOLE time!
You guys remember when Pope Leo XIV fucked this up for everyone
Do I have to see Pope Leo 1-13 in order to understand Pope Leo XIV?
Anyone else sense the irony that The Cardinals elected a Cubs fan to be Pope?
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