I'M A FRIENDLY CAT @ALLCAPSMOM
A CAT GRANDMOM TRYING TO HELP HER SON'S LATE CAREER CHANGE AS A COMEDIAN. TWITTER CURATOR. I OCCASIONALLY DISPENSE GRANDMOTHERLY WISDOM. Joined November 2012-
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SOULS RECOGNIZE EACH OTHER BY THE WAY THEY FEEL NOT BY THE WAY THEY LOOK.
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i.imgur.com/nuUBTbW.jpg I'M SO WORRIED ABOUT MY SON LATELY.
@ALLCAPSMOM @allcapsbro IF YOU'RE HAVING GIRL PROBLEMS, I FEEL BAD FOR YOU SON. I'LL HELP YOU MEET A NICE CAT IF YOU JUST CALL MORE OFTEN.
IT POSTED THE WORDS AGAIN. ON AOL :X LOVESTRUCK GIVES YOU THOSE NICE LITTLE SMILING YELLOW CIRCLES, THIS ONE IS HOLDING A HEART.
HAPPY HANUKKAH !!!:x lovestruck youtube.com/watch?v=lwYQBV…
@DnzlWshngtn 'THE NAMING OF CATS IS A DIFFICULT MATTER. IT ISN'T JUST ONE OF YOUR HOLIDAY GAMES.'- T.S. Eliot
I LOVE KNITTING BUT THE BALL OF YARN WON'T BEHAVE AND I HAVE TO HIT IT SO IT WILL STOP MOVING. DOES ANYONE KNOW WHY YARN IS SO JUMPY?
DON'T TALK ABOUT SCHROEDINGER'S CAT UNTIL YOU'VE MET THE POOR KITTY. SHE WAS KEPT IN A BOX FOR SO LONG, SHE JUST ISN'T 'ALL THERE.'
#sexmistakes @allcapsbro I'M SORRY HONEY WE DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT PROTECTION BACK THEN.
OH MY WORD @nyratk1 I'M SORRY FOR BEING SO CATTY TONIGHT, MENO-PAWS IS HARD ON AN OLD WOMAN LIKE ME.
@dvorakmoulton @allcapsbro MY SON IS INCREDIBLY TALENTED YOU HACK.
@GAADGETTE IF YOU HURT MY SON I WILL MAKE KISHKES WITH YOUR ARMS. HE DESERVES THE BEST.
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@ALLCAPSMOM @allcapsbro that was a good idea. Your son is awesome.
@dnlrenteria @allcapsbro THE MOTHER OF A PURRRRRR-FECT BOY!
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fuck cpoota @FuckCpoota
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Mika the Lycheemonste... @_lycheemonster
493 Followers 979 Following 'Lycheemonster' the humanimal / ♍ / he\him, they\them / BA & scholar / comics, cartoons, music, writing, outdoors, DIY / 'sona: Budu [icon by me]
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40 Followers 91 Following The only game where Rock Bottom is an improvement. Tragedy-comedy; many of these are personally true. #Hoarders #comedy #lol #Funny #Crazy #TeamFollowBack
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