ALTKeyPro Cartoon Dog Sponsor @ALTKeyPro

The Cartoon Dog Sponsor of the award-winning short film company that created The Depression of Detective Downs, Not Until You Dance, & Tomb Hackers. m.imdb.com/name/nm2319240 Indiana Joined June 2014

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ALTKeyPro Cartoon Dog Sponsor @ALTKeyPro

10 months ago

I'm going to prove the new CEO of Red Lobster wrong when I save up a whole lot of money and still eat endless amounts of shrimp.

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10 months ago

That was a close one. When it said Mike Rogers was trending, I thought something bad happened to this guy: #savedbythebell

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10 months ago

Sad Fact: Some people use hand sanitizer when they should use soap.

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ALTKeyPro Cartoon Dog Sponsor @ALTKeyPro

10 months ago

Any time I leave a social situation without accidentally destroying the person's house or becoming that guy everyone wishes would leave, I deem it a success. 👍

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ALTKeyPro Cartoon Dog Sponsor @ALTKeyPro

10 months ago

I was at work in my maintenance vehicle to fix something and patiently waiting for traffic to clear out so no one would get into an accident. Then this woman decided to be a Karen & get out of her car & walk over to mine to ask why I didn't blow my horn so this guy could get out…

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ALTKeyPro Cartoon Dog Sponsor @ALTKeyPro

10 months ago

So the Citrus Punch is so good at Panera that, as I was eating my food in the car, I called them & asked if I could still get a free refill if I didn't eat inside. They said "yes." As I walked out with my refill, I gave them one last look like, "I'm walking out with a free Citrus…

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ALTKeyPro Cartoon Dog Sponsor @ALTKeyPro

10 months ago

You ever notice how when you order from places, they word it as if you're in a relationship with them? "We loved seeing you!", "We miss you", "We noticed you were checking us out!", "You fell asleep on the couch again!" Okay, so they don't say the last one, but you get it!

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10 months ago

I'm pretty sure the folks at QVC didn't want that showing up on the screen.

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10 months ago

Road Sign: Merge Left Road Sign: Merge Right Road Sign: Merge Left Again Road Sign: Now You're Doing The Cha-Cha

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ALTKeyPro Cartoon Dog Sponsor @ALTKeyPro

10 months ago

So anyway, at the gym last night, I tried to overcompensate for being new. On the treadmill, I had an in-shape older business-looking woman on my right & and an in-shape 33-35 year-old tall woman on my left. And so I started off slow, but then kept turning my speed up to how fast…

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10 months ago

My wife and I picked out some workout sweatpants to wear to our first time together at the gym & I don't like the way mine fit me. I feel like I'm going to look goofy like Carlton did & get beat up by 50 women, like Will did in that episode.

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10 months ago

I don't know who needs to hear this, but...The NEW Citrus Punch at Panera is GOOD! It's one of those drinks that when you first taste it, you're like, "I should have ordered something else." Then you find yourself not being able to stop drinking it! It's different

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ALTKeyPro Cartoon Dog Sponsor @ALTKeyPro

10 months ago

I feel like I need to go to the doctor to get a shot that keeps me from being tired of people.

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10 months ago

If anyone needs a ladder, right now is a good time to get one from Home Depot. The one I ordered was 50% off. It's been years since our old ladder broke, and I haven't been able to charge the security camera by the gutter since it happened. After tomorrow, that changes.

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10 months ago

People always saying that the animation on different shows look bad. When they really mean the character design. Animation is how they move. Character design is how they look.