ALT_SOUTHCOM @ALT_SOUTHCOM
Unfiltered takes from the SOUTHCOM staff. ***Posts do not represent the official views of the U.S. Southern Command or Dept of Defense*** Miami, FL Joined February 2017-
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B.S. But, like the man of principle that Kelly is, he will say the right thing in public. In private? I bet he's MF'ing Trump up and down.
B.S. But, like the man of principle that Kelly is, he will say the right thing in public. In private? I bet he's MF'ing Trump up and down.
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Context is key when discussing ADM Tidd's two aide-de-camps. Must be careful not to say "The admiral has aides". He doesn't have aids.
Today we host ~50 General Officers as part of Capstone. The over/under on how many are hungover from Key West last night has to be 25.
A Navy SEAL as CAG Chief? What are we planning to do, kill all of the bad hombres in our Theater?
Oh, here's another one...we're a Joint command, but our J3 isn't even in the military. He's a Coast Guard officer. #dhsnotDoD #wtf
We are the #innovation Command...need to get our hands on some of these dogs to help the counterdrug fight!
We are the #innovation Command...need to get our hands on some of these dogs to help the counterdrug fight!
Mattis hangs on our walls. Kelly's in our hearts.
Mattis hangs on our walls. Kelly's in our hearts.
We play fast and loose with "job requirements" at this command.
We play fast and loose with "job requirements" at this command.
Would you believe us, if we told you that our Director of Intelligence, doesn't have an Intelligence background?
Meanwhile, back at #southcom, we are going through staffing cuts. Hopefully ADM Tidd channels his inner Ari Gold. #deadweight
@alt_labor @alt_interior let us know if you need somebody to get gone.
Hey @AltHomelandSec we'll trade you anyone on our roster and throw in our fake submarine out front for Gen Kelly. What say you?
We've got some beach front property we'd like to start renting out in order to generate some revenue; complete with armed guards #gtmo
We've got a few "detainees" of our own.
Whoever runs the @southcomwatch twitter, we should work together. You post the boring updates and we'll handle the fun stuff. Deal?
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