Elizabeth Warren (Parody) @ALizardBotW

A Lizard Bot Warmonger. #VettingWarren Joined August 2019

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Elizabeth Warren (Parody) @ALizardBotW

6 years ago

Well, thanks for playing, everyone. I'm going to go home and drink several beers, or whatevers. nytimes.com/2019/10/15/us/…

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Elizabeth Warren (Parody) @ALizardBotW

6 years ago

Watch my 2018 Senate ad as I personally discuss my Native American heritage, my parents' elopement, and more. In the old words of my friend Stephen Colbert, it doesn't matter that it's made up, because it FEELS true.

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Elizabeth Warren (Parody) @ALizardBotW

6 years ago

I hope they'll all be watching me tonight! nypost.com/2019/10/14/eli…

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Elizabeth Warren (Parody) @ALizardBotW

6 years ago

I've never been more honored to work alongside a sexist, #racist, anti-Asian, anti-LatinX, xenophobic, homophobic slut-shamer than I am to work alongside @AshleeMPreston! #MondayMood #MondayThoughts #DemDebate #DemocraticDebate #ElizabethWarrenHasAPlanFor Hiring Bigots

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Elizabeth Warren (Parody) @ALizardBotW

6 years ago

But I've got the bigoted TV personality vote all locked up! Right @AshleeMPreston? nytimes.com/2019/10/14/us/…

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Elizabeth Warren (Parody) @ALizardBotW

6 years ago

Wishing a very festive Indigenous People's Day to all my fellow feather-not-dot Indians!

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Elizabeth Warren (Parody) @ALizardBotW

6 years ago

gato fumador @KweenInYellow

6 years ago

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Elizabeth Warren (Parody) @ALizardBotW

6 years ago

My campaign surrogate and Bernie attack dog @AshleeMPreston had to lock down her account because some absolutely awful people were... [checks notes]... Discovering dozens of her recent racist and homophobic tweets.

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Elizabeth Warren (Parody) @ALizardBotW

6 years ago

Just one example of the original thinking and original policy that my team of very original policy makers has come up with.

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Elizabeth Warren (Parody) @ALizardBotW

6 years ago

#MeToo icon Rose McGowan just tweeted, "I can't believe I ever supported Hillary Clinton. She protected the Monster... Predators are her style." Rose, young lady, you are cancelled! #SundayMorning #SundayMotivation #SundayThoughts #SundayBrunch #SundayVibes #FriendshipIsMagic

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Elizabeth Warren (Parody) @ALizardBotW

6 years ago

As you can see on television ALMOST every day, my policies are exactly the same as Bernie's. ABC News, you're on my poop list.

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6 years ago

As you can see on television ALMOST every day, my policies are exactly the same as Bernie's. ABC News, you're on my poop list.

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Elizabeth Warren (Parody) @ALizardBotW

6 years ago

"I suggest you marry one woman... assuming you can find one!" [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE HERE] I hope I read that right, Mr. Cox sir. It didn't get a ton of laughs in rehearsal, but hey, it's all in the delivery.

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6 years ago

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Elizabeth Warren (Parody) @ALizardBotW

6 years ago

But on the plus side, I support people with breasts marrying other people with breasts. (As of this week anyway.)

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Elizabeth Warren (Parody) @ALizardBotW

6 years ago

Well, who are you going to believe, gosh darn it? Me or your lying eyes?

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Elizabeth Warren (Parody) @ALizardBotW

6 years ago

Watch me say I would be my state's first Native American senator, and then change the subject twice when asked what I do would do for Native American issues.

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Elizabeth Warren (Parody) @ALizardBotW

6 years ago

I've got the "yellow" vote locked up!

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Elizabeth Warren (Parody) @ALizardBotW

6 years ago

"[Debtors] don't pay their bills, change their names... There are a lot of responses to debt... Knocking over a 7-11 is a response to debt!" You heard it here first: I believe that poor people are freeloaders, criminals and thieves. But I've got a plan for that!