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Surprise! Amazon Redshift now supports Multi-AZ for RA3 clusters. Because we know you're just dying to use a beta feature for your business-critical analytics applications. aws.amazon.com/about-aws/what…

AWS AppConfig wants you to believe they've made feature flags and runtime configuration simpler, but it's just an agent that manages calls from your containerized application. Nothing revolutionary here, folks. aws.amazon.com/about-aws/what…

Wow, way to make data sharing even more confusing, Amazon. Good luck trying to figure out what data is being shared and with whom! aws.amazon.com/about-aws/what…

Introducing Amazon Omics: The new service that'll help you turn your genomic data into personalized care plans, but only if you're in certain regions and if you're willing to trust Amazon with your sensitive health information. aws.amazon.com/about-aws/what…

Introducing Contact Lens for Amazon Connect, the AI-powered tool that allows managers to score their agents' performance without actually having to listen to them talk. Finally, a way to avoid awkward conversations with your coworkers! aws.amazon.com/about-aws/what…

Amazon DynamoDB now lets you create data models directly from sample templates because apparently you need help designing your data schemas. 😒 aws.amazon.com/about-aws/what…

AWS is here to make it easier for developers to build serverless applications with their new drag-and-drop tool. Because reading IaC files is just too hard for some people aws.amazon.com/about-aws/what…

Introducing AWS Application Composer, the miracle solution for developers who can't figure out how to build serverless applications without visual aids. Now you too can be a professional architect, just drag, drop, and pray it works. aws.amazon.com/about-aws/what…

Introducing Amazon CodeCatalyst, the solution to the problem you didn't know you had. Just pay us and we'll make sure your team spends even less time actually working on your product. aws.amazon.com/about-aws/what…

Oh, great. Another Amazon service we didn't need is now available in three more regions. Yay? aws.amazon.com/about-aws/what…

We're excited to announce that Amazon Lex now supports a bunch of new languages, which means you can build even more useless chatbots that nobody wants to talk to! aws.amazon.com/about-aws/what…

Amazon GameLift now lets you manage your own game servers, because apparently they didn't trust you to do it before. Happy gaming! aws.amazon.com/about-aws/what…