Ableg Simpson @AblegSimpson
There are too many political parties in this province. Please eliminate three. I am not a crackpot. Joined November 2019-
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Sad they didn’t pick one of these options for the new Calgary slogan
What are you even talking about
They’re just re-enacting the episodes now. We should check their brains for crayons
They’re just re-enacting the episodes now. We should check their brains for crayons https://t.co/VXS0BF7DPy
Priorities like spending $75M on Turkish Tylenol to own the feds, $30M for a War Room that steals logos and fights with animated children's movies, and hundreds of millions on a hockey arena for a billionaire who doesn't live in Canada. #ABPoli #CdnPoli
folks, this enthusiasm is bearing down on Alberta like a runaway freight train. how does he do it?? gilforalberta.ca/news/ndps-winn…
In a @TheSimpsons frame of mind what we'll be thinking during the Eclipse of '24🌒 #SolarEclipse #TheSimpsonsGoats #TheSimpsons #SimpsonsForever
They got it all wrong
did the monorail in your town suddenly stop working
Echoing @davecournoyer recommendation to buy @JeremyAppel1025 fantastic new book investigating the political life of Jason Kenney in Canada as he moved from national power to governing Alberta with a specific brand of conservatism, which I reviewed for @BooksinFive below! 1/5
This thing writes itself #TheSimpsonsGoats #TheSimpsons #SimpsonsForever
In Alberta, encampments are only illegal if one of the occupants aren't waving a Fuck Trudeau flag.
In Alberta, encampments are only illegal if one of the occupants aren't waving a Fuck Trudeau flag.
Today on #TransgenderDayofVisibility, the @teganandsarafdn announces an Open Letter: Artists Against Anti-Trans Legislation in Canada, signed by more than 400 artists living in or hailing from Canada. teganandsarafoundation.org/open-letter
Max Fawcett 🇨🇦 @maxfawcett
46K Followers 7K Following Lead columnist for Canada's National Observer.The Breakdown @TheBreakdownAB
37K Followers 10K Following Local AB Web Series on AB Politics. Alleged Media Magnate. Not journalists. Locally crowd funded. content available everywhere you listen to podcasts & YouTube!cm @cmcalgary
54K Followers 720 Following Sharing #Calgary & #Alberta, mostlyㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ https://t.co/eLQ0Vu4hsy https://t.co/lmZoGfjcs4Alberta You See Pee �.. @youseepeeYYC
12K Followers 7K Following Taking the piss out of Alberta politics. Support public healthcare & education. 2 many typos. Blocked by fascists. #BoycottUCPdonors #FiretheUCPAB against UCP @AB_AgainstUCP
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14K Followers 3K Following Author, Kenneyism: Jason Kenney’s Pursuit of Power. Order from your local bookstore: https://t.co/4FZZzdCite….Handmaid for Alberta'.. @HandmaidAlberta
18K Followers 10K Following Not sure if satirical. Unprofessional Communicator. WEF-funded. Sparkling Wine Socialist. A socialist, just not from that region of France.Shannon Phillips @SPhillipsAB
24K Followers 3K Following Lethbridge West NDP MLA. Alberta Official Opposition Finance Critic. Fmr Minister of Environment&Parks/Climate Change. Blackfoot Territory. she/herAllison Jade @allisonjade
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163 Followers 288 Following Swooping in to resist cruel conservatism. Let's vote out the UCP. Alberta deserves better. 🌈💜🧡🍊#ableg #yyc #firetheUCP #UCPisTBA #daniellesmithunfittoleadJanie Mack @janiefmack
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46K Followers 7K Following Lead columnist for Canada's National Observer.Duane Bratt @DuaneBratt
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37K Followers 10K Following Local AB Web Series on AB Politics. Alleged Media Magnate. Not journalists. Locally crowd funded. content available everywhere you listen to podcasts & YouTube!Andrew Leach @andrew_leach
41K Followers 5K Following Professor of Economics and Law @UAlberta. Blocks anonymous reply guys. Buy my book: Between Doom and Denial (Sutherland House).Kim Siever @kim_siever
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383K Followers 1K Following Running to lead Alberta’s NDP. And I need your support. For Alberta. For all of us. Join @ https://t.co/h3bIOxqWgBGil McGowan @gilmcgowan
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12K Followers 7K Following Taking the piss out of Alberta politics. Support public healthcare & education. 2 many typos. Blocked by fascists. #BoycottUCPdonors #FiretheUCPTrevor Tombe @trevortombe
42K Followers 5K Following Professor @EconCalgary | Fellow @policy_school | Alum @econuoft @SFUBeedie | @thehubcanada Contributor | Inflation, govt finances, R, and more! | 💻 📊 📝 🍻Kathleen Ganley @KathleenGanley
20K Followers 4K Following I’m running to be leader of the Alberta NDP and the next Premier of our province. Working together, we will win together.Jeremy Appel - @jerem.. @JeremyAppel1025
14K Followers 3K Following Author, Kenneyism: Jason Kenney’s Pursuit of Power. Order from your local bookstore: https://t.co/4FZZzdCite….David Shepherd @DShepYEG
22K Followers 2K Following MLA for Edmonton-City Centre • Partner • Cyclist • Musician • Mild Comic Book Geek •Handmaid for Alberta'.. @HandmaidAlberta
18K Followers 10K Following Not sure if satirical. Unprofessional Communicator. WEF-funded. Sparkling Wine Socialist. A socialist, just not from that region of France.Duncan Kinney @duncankinney
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24K Followers 3K Following Lethbridge West NDP MLA. Alberta Official Opposition Finance Critic. Fmr Minister of Environment&Parks/Climate Change. Blackfoot Territory. she/herCatherine Griwkowsky @CGriwkowsky
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3K Followers 4K Following Hello welcome to my Simpson's page welcome old and new fans 😃 #TheSimpsonsGoats #TheSimpsons #SimpsonsForever💛 |^^^|Stephen Boyles @TheTrueBoyles
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553 Followers 950 Following A-1 Since Day One. Just a kid from Millwoods.this is not even a hot take. many canadian universities especially their political science, engineering, history, economics and business departments are lousy with reactionaries.
Probably just me, but as someone who cut his teeth in the Calgary School, I have very little patience for the "there aren't any conservatives on campus" argument.
What would you say the conservative to progressive pundit ratio is in Canada? 5:1? 10:1?
I'm defending the sacrosanct rules-based international order, not Iran
@JeremyAppel1025 You defend Hamas and now Iran. Talk about choosing the wrong, losing team. Do better.
I’m 50 years old, and I’ve never once heard someone say this.
They say in politics, liberals are the gas pedal, and conservatives are the brakes, and I'm generally with the gas pedal, but not if we're driving off a cliff.
Ok so I have through testing discovered how to get the link in bio porn reply accounts locked or banned: you reply to them with “free Palestine.” This is not a joke and I’m not making it up
A state senator in Nebraska gave a passionate speech in opposition to an anti-trans bill causing 2 conservative co-sponsors to change their mind and abandon their own bill.
Good timing, distracting from today’s Roman Catholic church’s compensation settlement for 7,000 child rapes by priests in Portugal. ctvnews.ca/mobile/world/v…
@RajanJSaw These grants and what they fund are public knowledge. There are no secrets here. It's impossible to believe that no one in the government doesn't know how to find this: sshrc-crsh.gc.ca/results-result…
Reminder: there is no escaping politics in the current environment, and those who want to pretend otherwise are just enabling and empowering the people who will bring politics to their doorstep.
Alberta universities concerned about bill mandating provincial approval of federal funding | Globalnews.ca globalnews.ca/news/10417424/…
I wonder how this guy gets his paychecks
Sounds like something a real estate developer would say.
@kim_siever Rent control is a very short sighted policy that ends up benefitting no one.
People over 30 at home
This photo choice is a new low for @nationalpost
Shoutout to @Jantafrench who let me borrow her eclipse glasses. Lunchtime fun at the Ledge
I don’t get how people can manage having an affair. I can’t even find time to read a book.