colin.traverse_ @AbstractCode

Is this thing still working? That’s enough socialising, now back to screaming into the void. @[email protected]. Aromantic He/Him abstractcode.com The Internets Joined March 2010

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colin.traverse_ @AbstractCode

3 years ago

Both the pilots are dead and still the plane keeps flying on autopilot. Apparently they really weren’t needed after all. The hijacker was right to shoot them.

Lauren Chen @TheLaurenChen

3 years ago

Both the pilots are dead and still the plane keeps flying on autopilot. Apparently they really weren’t needed after all. The hijacker was right to shoot them.

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colin.traverse_ @AbstractCode

3 years ago

youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-Nc…

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colin.traverse_ @AbstractCode

3 years ago

I'm going to have to work out how Discord works aren't I.

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colin.traverse_ @AbstractCode

3 years ago

This is probably my favourite ever thing I threw into the hellsite void.

colin.traverse_ @AbstractCode

8 years ago

This is probably my favourite ever thing I threw into the hellsite void.

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colin.traverse_ @AbstractCode

3 years ago

So far 60% of people have picked the answer than is actually impossible and this is the kind of thing that I will remember fondly about the hellsite.

colin.traverse_ @AbstractCode

3 years ago

So far 60% of people have picked the answer than is actually impossible and this is the kind of thing that I will remember fondly about the hellsite.

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colin.traverse_ @AbstractCode

3 years ago

What will stay up longer?

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colin.traverse_ @AbstractCode

3 years ago

Turns out once you exceed Fuck You Money you proceed into Fuck Up Money.

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colin.traverse_ @AbstractCode

3 years ago

I want Elon Musk to fire me. I don't work for Twitter, it just seems to be what all the cool kids are getting right now.

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colin.traverse_ @AbstractCode

3 years ago

Future screaming into the void shall occur on Mastodon, I'll mostly be here to throw inane replies at people not over there.

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colin.traverse_ @AbstractCode

3 years ago

Deleting a whole bunch of old DM conversations. It's a soft delete but not sure why I was keeping it around.

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colin.traverse_ @AbstractCode

3 years ago

No idea how much I'll use it but: @[email protected]

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The certificate Twitter is currently using (with me) expires Saturday, 11 February 2023 at 10:59:59 am Australian Eastern Daylight Time. So I expect if the site still exists then a lot of people will start getting certificate expires errors.

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colin.traverse_ @AbstractCode

3 years ago

How long until Twitter goes down hard for days because they fired the one person who knows how to fix the critical system everyone forgets about?

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colin.traverse_ @AbstractCode

3 years ago

Next week there will be a nature documentary about the starving tiger shark missing another chance at a meal putting its survival in doubt. David Attenborough will show his usual deep respect for nature in lamenting its failure here.