Doocy: President Trump tomorrow is planning to sign an executive order renaming the defense department the department of war—that is something that congress needs to get involved with so part of this order is ordering Hegseth to propose a legislative solution to make the change permanent

Trump wants to rename Defense the ‘Department of War’? Here’s my poem for a Congress that stood by while ego sank the ship. Oh Congress! My Congress! Our ship has hit the reef, While you stood there smiling, wringing hands in disbelief. The helm was seized by ego, the sails were stitched with lies, Yet not a single voice was raised as reason slowly dies. You let him steer with bankrupt hands, a man of fraud and flair, Who stiffed the workers, sold the dream, then blamed the coastal air. A casino king without a crown, declaring war on truth, And you? You clapped like loyal drones while he dismantled youth. Where were your spines when laws were mocked, and justice turned to ash? You whispered, stalled, and looked away, then cashed another stash. So now we drift—no course, no stars—while history takes note, That Congress sold the soul of law for power and a vote.

@Acyn Awesome. Pete Hegseth will be secretary of War.💯💯💯

@Acyn Trump, the “no war president,” wants to rebrand the Department of Defense as the Department of War. Not parody, not satire. Apparently the next step is renaming the Peace Corps to the Corps of Aggression.

@Acyn Who are we at war with????

@Acyn @grok: are there any other modern countries that still openly call it a “Department of War”?

@Acyn The so-called “pro-peace” president wants to rename the Department of Defense…to the Department of War. If Donald Trump were really so gung-ho about fighting, he wouldn’t have dodged the Vietnam War with “bone spurs.” Hypocrisy, served cold.

@Acyn THIS is all your fault, white folks.

@Acyn So the "President of peace" needs a Department of war. Totally makes sense.

@Acyn Meanwhile I got this email today. 🤣

@Acyn Hands down the most important thing about renaming the Defense Departments to the Department of War is that Trump is in the Epstein files.

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@Acyn Wow. Just completely of base. Following Putin's example?!

@Acyn We cannot get this fuckwad out of office fast enough, it just gets dumber by the hour

@Acyn Trump can’t do that.

@Acyn How about the department of Epstein List Release

@Acyn at least it would be honest about what we actually do with that budget.

@Acyn Thank you, Doody. I mean Doocy. That's big important news. Really relevant. Not at all a dopamine inducing stunt. Appreciate your fine reporting. As always.

@Acyn Waste of time and money

@Acyn The Department of Peace would certainly get @realDonaldTrump a Nobel Prize.

@Acyn Why not Department of Peace? (subconscious thought, you know...)☮️🤔

@Acyn Donald Trump has no authority to rename the Defense Department by Executive Order. The name was established by Law in 1949.

@Acyn It's more than "Congress needs to get involved in". Only Congress could make this change and they would have to do so by passing legislation to make the change.

@Acyn Odds are high that they are going to use this as a distraction from the jobs report.

@Acyn And the right all line up to pretend this is what they voted for and everything else doesn't matter

@Acyn Trump will do anything to distract from the Epstein files.

@Acyn priority pri·or·i·ty /prīˈôrədē/ noun the fact or condition of being regarded or treated as more important. "the safety of the country takes priority over any other matter" plural noun: priorities "playing football wasn't high on my list of priorities"!

@Acyn There goes the Peace Prize.

@Acyn That’s not within his authority

@Acyn Faux News doing everything to tell our Toddler President that his executive order regarding Department of War is ridiculous because Only Congress can do that. 🤣🤣🤣

@Acyn Same guy who all his minions say should get a Nobel Peace Prize yeah?

@Acyn Well, at least it’s honest. Sounds as bad as it should

@Acyn Major Drunk Hegseth? 🥃

@Acyn What a total waste of taxpayer money. So DoD now has to rebrand everything DoW? Or is it WD? Trump is unhinged and no one pushed back.

@Acyn The Donald Trump-Epstein Presidency has complete faith and confidence in Pete - Now, if only he could do a pull-up.

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@Acyn President Trump all set to vanquish Dow Jones with a stroke of pen. Why can’t he leave the capital markets alone?