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Adam Sharp @AdamCSharp

1. Writer 2. Obsessed with lists 3. COMMON PEOPLE 4. THE CORRECT ORDER OF BISCUITS 5. THE WHEEL IS SPINNING BUT THE HAMSTER IS DEAD (https://t.co/xahvo4CqJT) adamsharp.me Where skies are blue (same @) Joined May 2009
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Adam Sharp @AdamCSharp

2 months ago

Ten things I hated as a kid but love as an adult… 10. Buying stationery 9. Dark chocolate 8. Gherkins 7. Going to bed early 6. Naps 5. Wearing a coat 4. The end of school holidays 3. Getting vouchers for my birthday 2. Not being invited to parties 1. Being a kid

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2 months ago

Today is Be a Kid Again Day but I’m not sure I’d want to be a kid again because for me it was often hard. For example, as a kid all I wanted was to be an astronaut, but when I shared that dream with my dad he shattered it with a single line. He said, “Son, the sky’s the limit.”

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2 months ago

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2 months ago

The best colloquial German phrase I’ve ever heard for describing fabrications / falsehoods is es ist ein Lügenkuchen mit einer Glasur aus Scheisse. It means “that’s a cake of lies with bullshit icing.”

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2 months ago

What do you get if you combine the Salt Path and Captain Tom controversies? A seasoned veteran.

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2 months ago

What do you get if you combine the Salt Path and Captain Tom controversies? A seasoned veteran.

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2 months ago

If you’re struggling with the heat and haven’t tried those new hats with a fan inside you need to get one. It will blow your mind

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2 months ago

@AdamCSharp In Greek is: Σκάει ο τζίτζικας. Skai o jijikas. The cicaca is bursting.

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2 months ago

Galician fishermen used to offer small fish to tourists as a welcome, which led to shameless tourists showing up asking for them. This is the origin of a Galician word for entitled tourists, usually from Madrid. The word is fodechinchos and I’d translate it as "mackerel-fuckers"

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3 months ago

What's the difference between me and a pigeon? A pigeon can put a deposit on a Mercedes-Benz

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3 months ago

MY DATE: So, do you have a nickname? ME: The love machine MY DATE, GETTING EXCITED: Because of your sexual prowess? ME: No, because I'm terrible at tennis

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