Adam Munio @AdamFunYo

Film Lover, Funny Man, Friend. Washington, USA Joined January 2013

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Adam Munio @AdamFunYo

3 years ago

It's time for your annual blood check. Do you still have blood? Good.

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I have a nerdy question for @SethMacFarlane, but I look too much like the kind of guy to ask an overly pedantic question about a small detail in fiction. Any hot people want to help deliver the question on my behalf?

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Adam Munio @AdamFunYo

5 years ago

Here's a fun thing to do if you have a new hire at work: ask them where they think that door goes. Point to a wall. When they deny seeing a door, sigh and whisper, "nobody ever sees it," then just continue doing your job.

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Adam Munio @AdamFunYo

6 years ago

Rejected DND Magic Item #1 Ring of Carl (requires attunement) While attuned to this item, your name is Carl.

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Adam Munio @AdamFunYo

6 years ago

The DM for my Tuesday group implemented a pun damage policy because it kept derailing sessions. Whenever we made a pun, you rolled a d4, and that's how many knives he'd throw at you.

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Adam Munio @AdamFunYo

6 years ago

Age is just a number. A number that defines how statistically close you are to your end.

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Adam Munio @AdamFunYo

6 years ago

My new year's resolution was to Tweet more and I already fucked that up.

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Adam Munio @AdamFunYo

6 years ago

I have really bad finger dexterity, so that does have some limitations: Piano skills are minimal at best Can't throw up gang signs No Ninjutsu for me Look like a toddler flipping the bird Can't creep around corners in the middle of the night menacingly Will never enjoy Pringles

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Adam Munio @AdamFunYo

6 years ago

Some lady just held up the @tacobell drive through by asking for a whopper. She demanded to speak with the manager. Because she couldn't get a whopper. At Taco Bell.

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Adam Munio @AdamFunYo

6 years ago

I hate this nostalgia culture. We don't need a sequel to the Civil War, but here we go again...

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Adam Munio @AdamFunYo

7 years ago

In the center of the labyrinth, Pat Minotaur sings a lonely tune.

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Every Sheriff Bot @EverySheriff

7 years ago

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 🤠 　 🤠🤠🤠 🤠 🤠　🤠 👇 🤠🤠 👇 　 🤠　🤠 　 🤠　 🤠 　 👢 👢 howdy. i'm the sheriff of cowboy hat face

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Adam Munio @AdamFunYo

7 years ago

Close your eyes. Count to 10. Count to 100. Keep counting, until you forget how to open your eyes and numbers have lost meaning. With numbers and sight gone, the concept of time slips from your grasp. In this way, left alone and adrift, a Crunchwrap becomes eternal. @tacobell

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Adam Munio @AdamFunYo

7 years ago

Have you ever had something you wanted to talk about with people, but it makes them really uncomfortable, so you're left with all your thoughts on the topic and nobody to vent them to? Anyway, my toenail fell off.