addison @AddisonAlan
serial maunderer. writer. carpenter. imbecile. fan of the Oxford comma. Dallas, TX Joined May 2009-
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I spent 15+ years with hands like this. Every single person I ever worked with, myself included, spent 10-12 hours everyday wondering out loud what exact point in our lives led to choosing to do this hideous shit for a living and how could we be so stupid.
I spent 15+ years with hands like this. Every single person I ever worked with, myself included, spent 10-12 hours everyday wondering out loud what exact point in our lives led to choosing to do this hideous shit for a living and how could we be so stupid.
Ghost in the trees. I need to banish the crabgrass to hell, too.
At the funny farm (my mom’s house) yesterday.
Wondering if my insurance covers taking a little nap at the dentist office while I wait
I’ve become very popular with the locals.
“GWAR crossed a major line” is one of the funniest sentences I have ever read.
Attention
Even funnier that they were like 5’2”.
Even funnier that they were like 5’2”.
Buddy, they didn’t take shit. This is me right now.
Buddy, they didn’t take shit. This is me right now.
Yes
My 87-year-old Grandfather’s copy of The Stand.
Lumber yards have been selling 2x studs that account for plate and finish depth for decades.
Lumber yards have been selling 2x studs that account for plate and finish depth for decades.
I don’t need anything more to look at. I’ve looked at enough. I can’t keep looking at shit. There is too much to look at .
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