Adrian Assman @AdrianAssman
Just for laughs. Memes and Satire. Toronto, Ontario Joined January 2018-
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We have lost many good men this way.
This is what happens when you forget to water them
Want to live in a tent for a few days and start fires? Sure....sounds good.
This kid has been alive for 7 minutes and he looks like he’s already sick of this shit.
Why pay for a new carpet when you can just steal the sample book and make one for free?
It’s always awkward when someone wears the same outfit as you.
That telescope was a wise investment.
When my boss asks me what I did today.
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mike @TowingMikes
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Silver @SilversMemez
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Dave Rave from Kwik S... @houseofchaos18
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🏴 Nevada Memes fø... @1864Memes
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mike @TowingMikes
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Dave Rave from Kwik S... @houseofchaos18
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Anita🖤🖤🖤🖤 @AnnPres2
4K Followers 1K Following I'm funny af let's be frens you know me as HoeSherpa-Booty Fairy of Twitter I need an emotional support CreamPie… I laugh at everyone you’re not special💋
🏴 Nevada Memes fø... @1864Memes
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VP Mike @telecommoner
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OUTLIERGIRL @_Outliergirl
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northern monkey @stephaniemain2
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Phat Tony™ 🥩 @bushcrafter79
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GregTighe (not a doct... @hebgt2
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