lo-fi @AffluentAlpaca

oblivious agenda pusher | hater GetRichOrTryDyin.com Chicago, IL Joined January 2015

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scott @boxedsets

a day ago

Told my retired boomer dad that 30 year old right wingers on the internet think he’s a degenerate loser for smoking weed on his fishing boat and he says you’re all fags

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Pericles @PerryALPHA

11 months ago

I just learned about sundown towns and I am furious. Imagine if there were cities where white people were afraid to be out at night

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lo-fi @AffluentAlpaca

3 weeks ago

Drove by this earlier today. Haven't been able to stop thinking what an honor it would be to call @PerryALPHA a neighbor 🤞

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y2k @y2kpopart

a month ago

...would... https://t.co/rqI9MKT05X

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Frasier Payne @MeinGottNiles

3 months ago

"now now HOLD ON okay I was NOT worshipping a golden calf in fact it was made of butter-" "Golden butter?" "More of a yellowy sort of-" "It's on the package, Ted. Kerrygold."

Ted Cruz @tedcruz

11 years ago

"now now HOLD ON okay I was NOT worshipping a golden calf in fact it was made of butter-" "Golden butter?" "More of a yellowy sort of-" "It's on the package, Ted. Kerrygold." https://t.co/aXqamqF9sa

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lo-fi @AffluentAlpaca

a year ago

Kicked his bag and a dick fell out, gotta be a @bocchetti_mike joke in here somewhere

Shua Mundy @shuamundy

a year ago

Kicked his bag and a dick fell out, gotta be a @bocchetti_mike joke in here somewhere

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lo-fi @AffluentAlpaca

2 years ago

The problem was corrected swiftly, with the reporter being stoned to death

Historic Vids @historyinmemes

2 years ago

The problem was corrected swiftly, with the reporter being stoned to death

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🧩 aaron 🧩 @JHardRTolkien

3 years ago

“If you pop your hood and pour water on the ground you have a 5 minute window to park illegally Joe.”

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Sam Hyde 🇺🇸 @wigger

2 years ago

Woman Opinion Alert!: quick, someone fill her with cum!!!!!!!!

Meghan McCain @MeghanMcCain

2 years ago

Woman Opinion Alert!: quick, someone fill her with cum!!!!!!!!

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Ryan Katsu Rivera @AsianPatDixon

2 years ago

@StevieLewIsBack @AffluentAlpaca @realcodycanuck @censoreddottv @byb_podcast Our alpaca friend brought it up-- getting things wrong immediately as usual YOU liked it, so that means you LIKE the idea, that's a challenge. YOU set up your challenge, and I continue not wasting time on Stevie Lew. You can continue to talk about me, I don't care. Set it up.