New: Ex-U.S. Rep. Madison Cawthorn (@CawthornforNC) rear-ended a Florida Highway Patrol trooper on I-75 earlier tonight, per witness. miaminewtimes.com/news/madison-c…
FHP spox confirmed that around 4:30 p.m., a Mercedes driven by a 28-year-old man from Cape Coral crashed into the police cruiser. “The State Trooper sustained minor injuries and was transported to an area hospital.” miaminewtimes.com/news/madison-c…
@AlexLDeLuca @CawthornforNC was he wearing panties too?
@AlexLDeLuca @CawthornforNC Who wants to bet me he gets away with it???
@AlexLDeLuca @TheDemCoalition @CawthornforNC Drinking again?
@AlexLDeLuca @AmoneyResists @CawthornforNC Wow!! Smhh……
@AlexLDeLuca @CawthornforNC I'm sorry I got distracted I was loading my gun while I was driving to the airport sorry my bad
@AlexLDeLuca @grantstern @CawthornforNC The "rear ended" joke I wanna make reeks of 8th grade in the 80's homophobic, so even though I'm queer, I'm going to stop myself. Even though Mad Caw himself apparently wheels both ways. 🤷♂️
@AlexLDeLuca @CawthornforNC Cawthorn? I hope he used protection!
@AlexLDeLuca @CawthornforNC he is said to have been at the wheel of a Mercedes C Class sports coupe, operating the vehicle's pedals using a stick cut from a hedge.