Alfs Awful @AlfsAwful

Bitchy alien with a penchant for cat meat!! Joined October 2016

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Alfs Awful @AlfsAwful

5 years ago

BBC News - Christchurch mosque attack: Brenton Tarrant sentenced to life without parole bbc.co.uk/news/world-asi… Maybe the UK should take a leaf from NZ's law book, instead of giving the Manchester Arena scum 55yrs, i.e. hope of release!

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5 years ago

BBC News - Coronavirus: 'My once-in-lifetime holiday hasn't been refunded' bbc.co.uk/news/business-… Remortgaged their house to go on holiday, which if they had gone wouldn't have had a refund and it would actually have cost more! Are people really this stupid??

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5 years ago

WTF is this fanny talking about, does this mean you can meet people indoors if it’s not raining?? Do you need to wear pants? Can you meet people in a bus shelter as long as you’re all wearing green? Fuck me, what a tit!! #borisvoteofnoconfidence #lockdown2020

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5 years ago

What on earth is the guy behind doing!!??? #CoronavirusLockdown

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5 years ago

#DailyBriefinguk good luck policing the new guidance. Given the police couldn’t break up a fucking conga and village party!

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5 years ago

#DailyBriefinguk in 5 minutes Mr PM, you will wake up and stop talking in your sleep!

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5 years ago

#DailyBriefinguk don’t not attempt to go to work if your underpants are incorrectly installed. Only talk to your neighbours wife’s auntie through a disinfected letterbox!

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5 years ago

#DailyBriefinguk please go back to work, but don’t travel to get there, unless on a unicycle or combumpulator. Always carry a spare sosidge in your pocket and use it to fend off interlopers!

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Alfs Awful @AlfsAwful

5 years ago

If #COVID19 only killed morons we’d be thinning out nicely! What about 1 person per household doing the shopping?? What so fucking difficult to understand?????

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5 years ago

#DailyBriefing you can use all the big words you want, but when you can’t hang a mirror straight, well.......

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5 years ago

#DailyBriefing woooah what the fuck, is that mirror squint or does he live in a pyramid????

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Alfs Awful @AlfsAwful

5 years ago

#DailyBriefing oooh he twitched when he said KFC, he’s one nugget from going feral!

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Alfs Awful @AlfsAwful

5 years ago

#DailyBriefing you reckon that somewhere is a tombola with the questions in it that so called journalists get to pick?? Fuck me, asking about MacDonalds reopening!! Hungry love??

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Alfs Awful @AlfsAwful

5 years ago

#DailyBriefing why can’t journalists learn how to use cameras????

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5 years ago

#DailyBriefing Alex.......you fucking twat!

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5 years ago

#DailyBriefinguk I reckon some of the ‘experts’ have been in the pub all afternoon, either that or talking utter bollocks is now a degree you can take??

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5 years ago

#DailyBriefinguk holy shitballs! If this does indeed live in Derby I think the corona virus will avoid it.....well, like the plague!

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5 years ago

You’d think with all the negative tweets about @Morrisons that people would have got the message! Still morons persist!

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5 years ago

I think @Morrisons should be applauded for the monumentally shit job they are doing. From badly run stores, the worst customer services and diabolical home deliveries. You guys deserve a par@on the back for being so utterly shite!

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5 years ago

gemma collins diva in lockdown, I thought this was tribute to the documentary about the whale in captivity in Sea World. Instead it’s about a pink blob talking shite!!