Alistair Barrie @AlistairBarrie
Comedian, allegedly. New special ‘Woke in Progress’ out now - https://t.co/1fKhNop9IN alistairbarrie.com Hertford, UK Joined August 2011-
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I’ve seen bigger earthquakes in potting sheds.
That’s nothing Danny. I just got a WhatsApp message telling me Nigel Farage will be parachuted into No 10 by a resurgent Tory Party over the bank holiday. Honest. PASS IT ON.
That’s nothing Danny. I just got a WhatsApp message telling me Nigel Farage will be parachuted into No 10 by a resurgent Tory Party over the bank holiday. Honest. PASS IT ON.
Until you want to festoon it in flags for a coronation, a state funeral, an opening ceremony, or welcome dignitaries from an *actual* other country, at which point you clamp a Union Jack handkerchief to your brow and tearfully declare it ‘the finest damn city in the world’. 🤧🇬🇧
Until you want to festoon it in flags for a coronation, a state funeral, an opening ceremony, or welcome dignitaries from an *actual* other country, at which point you clamp a Union Jack handkerchief to your brow and tearfully declare it ‘the finest damn city in the world’. 🤧🇬🇧
Possibly the defining example of how little a sh*t the Tories give, & how they’d much rather blame Khan for messes largely of their making than help address them, is how close they could’ve run him if they hadn’t fielded a candidate who makes Baldrick look like a Nobel laureate.
Possibly the defining example of how little a sh*t the Tories give, & how they’d much rather blame Khan for messes largely of their making than help address them, is how close they could’ve run him if they hadn’t fielded a candidate who makes Baldrick look like a Nobel laureate.
A little PS to this. We are talking about a man who turned up to vote with a copy of a magazine he subscribes to, despite personally introducing Voter ID. He would not have made a great draft excluder, let alone a semi-competent Prime Minister.
A little PS to this. We are talking about a man who turned up to vote with a copy of a magazine he subscribes to, despite personally introducing Voter ID. He would not have made a great draft excluder, let alone a semi-competent Prime Minister.
I mean, it doesn’t *sound* too disastrous. What does Hall need? 100% turnout in Park Lane & Mayfair?
Weird then that he should spend so much time utterly and psychopathically fabricating the past.
Weird then that he should spend so much time utterly and psychopathically fabricating the past.
I dunno. If Khan loses there may be a different narrative. But if not, ’Labour could do better,’ when the Tories seem on a permanent kamikaze mission to f*ck *everything* up, would turbo charge a Lab GE campaign. So far these results are the perfect antidote to complacency.
Probably for the best. Shooting him in the face because he wouldn’t do as he was told might have caused a bit of a diplomatic incident.
Probably for the best. Shooting him in the face because he wouldn’t do as he was told might have caused a bit of a diplomatic incident.
No. They should vote for Joe Biden because of what’s happening in New York.
No. They should vote for Joe Biden because of what’s happening in New York.
This has made me laugh more than 98% of actual jokes on this platform. Yes, I’m sure the Hall campaign are ‘feeling chipper’. Of course they are. Not many millionaires made their money betting against the bookies.
This has made me laugh more than 98% of actual jokes on this platform. Yes, I’m sure the Hall campaign are ‘feeling chipper’. Of course they are. Not many millionaires made their money betting against the bookies.
This. Absolutely and urgently. #IsraelHamasWar
I’m meant to be doing some punditry on this today. Don’t think I’ll bother. Probably much more helpful & insightful to just hold up a screen grab of this tweet. It would appear the Tories are facing the final Curtice.
I’m meant to be doing some punditry on this today. Don’t think I’ll bother. Probably much more helpful & insightful to just hold up a screen grab of this tweet. It would appear the Tories are facing the final Curtice.
In what many will regard as a blessed relief, I have decided to give up comedy. Like Boris Johnson, there is literally no point any more.
So, it’s that time again when multimillionaires threaten to leave the country if Labour wins the next election. Four things: 1. F*ck off. 2. Apparently this means you will no longer generously share your wealth among us, the peasants. 3. You don’t now. 4. F*ck off some more.
Let’s be fair. He thinks it’s spelt ‘Ex-‘. Easy mistake to make when you’ve got that many.
Let’s be fair. He thinks it’s spelt ‘Ex-‘. Easy mistake to make when you’ve got that many.
F*ck me. I underestimated the man. What a guy. From now on I will be able to holiday wherever I want for the price of an American flag. I wonder if he’ll let me borrow his rocket too?
The richest man in the world, and the owner of one of the most influential messaging platforms in the world, is welcoming back a Holocaust denier onto this website but, apparently, the big threat of antisemitism in America right now comes from college kids protesting a genocide.
The richest man in the world, and the owner of one of the most influential messaging platforms in the world, is welcoming back a Holocaust denier onto this website but, apparently, the big threat of antisemitism in America right now comes from college kids protesting a genocide.
Dammit. I’m recording @hellobuglers tomorrow. What say you @ZaltzCricket - do we start with a couple of minutes’ silence?
Dammit. I’m recording @hellobuglers tomorrow. What say you @ZaltzCricket - do we start with a couple of minutes’ silence?
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21K Followers 1K Following Discontent Provider // “Aid Thompsin & other disappointments” podcast \\ #PunkPolitix@AlistairBarrie @Otto_English Just noticed that a man who wears a bin on his head received more votes than Britain First.
@AlistairBarrie @Otto_English Never mention a solution, the government would have to actually do something about it!
@AlistairBarrie Yeah, anyone who thinks he's a man of the people is deluded. He doesn't care if any of us live or die.
@AlistairBarrie @georgialewis76 He wouldn't even be a good PM in a world that existed just to serve him, as he thinks this does.
@AlistairBarrie @pjcboro Oh I don't even think I made a point of my own - just observed that Phil's source didn't support Phil's assertion. The proposition "The UK will be numerically better-off if the non-doms leave" is not mine. I just want 'em to bugger off from an entirely emotional perspective 😁
@AlistairBarrie @callybeaton I disregarded my wife's thermal comfort once (emphasiss on "once").
@AlistairBarrie Yup. We need honest discussions round immigration. Less tribalism. X
@AlistairBarrie Johnson: Don’t you know who I am? Steward: A partially deflated balloon covered in glue and rolled around a hamster cage?
@AlistairBarrie And the cost of the return ticket - don't forget that
@AlistairBarrie @EileenM20102722 😆 At a Parliamentary Election some years ago, I refused to admit the incumbent Tory MP to the Count because he didn't have his Pass. I didn't know him from Adam & nor did the Police under my control. They were *keen* to arrest him when he started getting shirty. CEO had a heart…
@AlistairBarrie There is one well-known American philanthropist who lived in Edinburgh for decades. She funded the arts here to the tune of tens of millions, maybe 100m. She left when the non-dom charge came in, but continues to lavishly fund arts projects in Edinburgh.
@AlistairBarrie You forgot item 5, which is “keep going, we can still see you”
Satire dies, then goes up in flames, then disappears into a massive hole.
In what many will regard as a blessed relief, I have decided to give up comedy. Like Boris Johnson, there is literally no point any more.
@AlistairBarrie To be fair if my name was Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson I'd probably forget my ID too.