Allie @Alliehoooad

pepsi hater | lice free since ‘05 | former lactose intolerant | knows how to spell restaurant without autocorrect | quarterback of the household Fraser Valley Joined August 2009

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Allie @Alliehoooad

a month ago

i could never be a mysterious girl because my posture looks like this…

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3 months ago

eating a hard boiled egg in an airplane should be punishable by law.

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Allie @Alliehoooad

a year ago

i’ve never been more convinced of this one thing… people on facebook marketplace do not know what a loveseat is

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Allie @Alliehoooad

2 years ago

people who say @kevinjonas can’t sing clearly haven’t heard left my heart in scandinavia and that’s all i’ll say about that.

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Allie @Alliehoooad

2 years ago

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again, @nonamebrands has never let me down

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2 years ago

#RealestPersonOnEarth doesn’t get much realer than this… (plz give me a vacation)

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2 years ago

what’s my roman empire? the titanic, thank you for asking.

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Allie @Alliehoooad

2 years ago

ok fine, i’ll say it. dogs with blue/grey eyes kinda freak me out.

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Allie @Alliehoooad

2 years ago

what’s phil of the future up to nowadays?

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Allie @Alliehoooad

3 years ago

it’s just gone for me, nowhere to be found… #LoveIsBlindLIVE

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Allie @Alliehoooad

3 years ago

if @netflix tells me one more time my internet isn’t working when i know it is because it’s letting me stream everything else on netflix, im gonna lose my mind. #LoveisBlind

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Allie @Alliehoooad

3 years ago

english muffins don’t get enough hype.

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Allie @Alliehoooad

3 years ago

nowhere do i have more road rage than in the drive thru line

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Allie @Alliehoooad

3 years ago

when I’m in the car listening to your podcast, it’s no longer your podcast. It’s OUR podcast.

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Allie @Alliehoooad

3 years ago

the downfall of @netflix is upon us.

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Allie @Alliehoooad

3 years ago

one thing about me is i will cry when the golden buzzer gets hit on AGT.

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Is Today Ted Danson's Birthday? @TedDansonBDay

3 years ago

Today is Ted Danson’s birthday.

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Allie @Alliehoooad

3 years ago

django unchained implies the existence of its prequel: django chained

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And while Max is every bit a deserving two time champion he showed today he has much to learn about what it is to be a team leader. For everything Checo has done to help his cause, today’s result means nothing to Max in the wider view. Disrespected his teammate and his team.