Alpha Bits @Alphabound

Your mouth ain't pregnant. Joined May 2013

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Alpha Bits @Alphabound

6 years ago

I for one would like to encourage more celebrities that are home alone unarmed to tweet more videos and intel about their well-stocked and undefended mansions including floor plan tours and egress points as well as sight lines.

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Alpha Bits @Alphabound

6 years ago

Me practicing Social Distancing at work.

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Alpha Bits @Alphabound

6 years ago

YOURE CUTTING PEOPLE IN HALF!

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6 years ago

YOURE CUTTING PEOPLE IN HALF!

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Alpha Bits @Alphabound

6 years ago

Hoo boy if the media is upset about the term 'Chinese Virus' they'll positively get the vapors over the term 'China murders political dissidents and uses their organs for transplants'. Because they do that, you know.

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Alpha Bits @Alphabound

6 years ago

Whichever one means the Sodomite wins the argument.

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Alpha Bits @Alphabound

7 years ago

Women, always grappling with those important issues of the day.

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Alpha Bits @Alphabound

7 years ago

Oh Jeezus I take it back I googled her and she looks like Jonah Hill (((Feldstein))) in drag

Alpha Bits @Alphabound

7 years ago

Oh Jeezus I take it back I googled her and she looks like Jonah Hill (((Feldstein))) in drag

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Alpha Bits @Alphabound

7 years ago

8.5 on my nasty ripe milkies scale. Would commit race-treason.

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Alpha Bits @Alphabound

7 years ago

I applaud International Woman's Day and am very glad to hear we will now have equality and women will take their share of the workplace fatalities! Start getting killed, ladies! You can do it! #InternationalWomansDay

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Alpha Bits @Alphabound

7 years ago

Proof that modern man has fallen from his rightful position. We should be raping baboons, not the other way around!

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Alpha Bits @Alphabound

7 years ago

No no no! ART always has to be something about how much you hate George Bush and/or involves menstrual blood.

Dean Abbott @DeanAbbott

7 years ago

No no no! ART always has to be something about how much you hate George Bush and/or involves menstrual blood.

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Alpha Bits @Alphabound

7 years ago

A group is only as smart as its dumbest member. See also: Universal Suffrage

Nicole Barbaro @NicoleBarbaro

7 years ago

A group is only as smart as its dumbest member. See also: Universal Suffrage

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Alpha Bits @Alphabound

7 years ago

They wanted violence and he denied them, so they're furious.

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Alpha Bits @Alphabound

7 years ago

In the US the market price of your house doesn't reflect actual value of the home, but who your neighbors are, and aren't. I've paid nearly double for my current house, it's not physically much better than the last. But guess who my neighbors aren't.

Bronze Age Pervert @bronzeagemantis

7 years ago

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Bronze Age Pervert @bronzeagemantis

7 years ago

In America in particular where it's min. $120 for a dingy room on the periphery of even spread-out cities ...the price must be some built-in system to keep out the "night-time 7-11 parking lot crowd" or what is it. It's a form of swindling and abuse Americans think is normal

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Alpha Bits @Alphabound

7 years ago

Stop, you're giving me a semi at work.

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Alpha Bits @Alphabound

7 years ago

This reads very much like product research to increase market share. "Some people realize they don't need our bogus product. How can we marginalize and stigmatize them?"