Amazon Logistics @AmazonDriverGuy

On time, every time, except for weekdays and weekends. Joined April 2019

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Amazon Logistics @AmazonDriverGuy

6 years ago

Can’t read a map? Can’t read at all? No problem! There’s a job waiting for YOU! Disclaimer, I do get $5 Amazon credit for every full time hire I refer.

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Amazon Logistics @AmazonDriverGuy

6 years ago

Shiiiit. Someone says management is starting random literacy tests. #wrongaddress #ogreadmore #readingisfundamental #readingrainbow #Amazon

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Amazon Logistics @AmazonDriverGuy

6 years ago

Four deliveries left. Fuck it, it’s S-A-TUR Saturday Night and I’m goin’ to the club!

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Amazon Logistics @AmazonDriverGuy

6 years ago

Gate code didn’t work. Sorry, I’m bad with numbers.

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Amazon Logistics @AmazonDriverGuy

6 years ago

So close, yet so far away. Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies. Your Prime Now order will arrive soon. So far from where I intended to go. #Amazon #Primenow #u2 #morrissey #fleetwoodmac #imsotired

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Amazon Logistics @AmazonDriverGuy

6 years ago

Once this baby hits 88.8 miles per hour, you’re still not gonna see your delivery til...fuck, I just don’t know. #Amazon #primenow #backintime #hadtotakeadump

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Amazon Logistics @AmazonDriverGuy

6 years ago

Six minutes to travel ten miles in Houston? Hold on to your seats, we’re about to get Fast & Furious & Late As Fuck. #amazon #amazonprimenow #primenow #amazonprime

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Amazon Logistics @AmazonDriverGuy

7 years ago

Gettin’ hot outside, so I ate your four boxes of ice cream. Sorry, bud. #primenow #amazon #primenever #primelater

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Amazon Logistics @AmazonDriverGuy

7 years ago

Your #primenow order of a case of Coke Zero couldn’t be delivered because it was delicious. We couriers need to stay hydrated. We hope you’re happy with the items we DID deliver, though. #primenow #scentedcandles #immodium