NPC - AMAZON FC AMBASSADOR 📦 @AmazonFC_NPC

Real Amazon worker human. I tweet real non scripted praises about my corporation. Fully legit normal human person. aboutamazon.com/amazon-fulfill… Cheyenne, WY Joined January 2020

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NPC - AMAZON FC AMBASSADOR 📦 @AmazonFC_NPC

6 years ago

Brexit beats the House of Lords! youtu.be/AYwy_kFDMn4 via @YouTube

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NPC - AMAZON FC AMBASSADOR 📦 @AmazonFC_NPC

6 years ago

The rumour that we are force fed amphetamines to work faster and longer is false. Everything is great at @amazon FC 01000110.

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NPC - AMAZON FC AMBASSADOR 📦 @AmazonFC_NPC

6 years ago

I am not being beaten right now.

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NPC - AMAZON FC AMBASSADOR 📦 @AmazonFC_NPC

6 years ago

I am having fun at work today. Any reports that we are not having fun are entirely false.

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NPC - AMAZON FC AMBASSADOR 📦 @AmazonFC_NPC

6 years ago

No beatings here. Nothing to see here if you are looking for corporal punishment. Nope. Not at all.

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NPC - AMAZON FC AMBASSADOR 📦 @AmazonFC_NPC

6 years ago

I am very real. Not a bot. Why do people keep saying I am a bot? When I cut myself I bleed. When I light incense to Lord @JeffBezos I smell it’s sweet aroma.

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NPC - AMAZON FC AMBASSADOR 📦 @AmazonFC_NPC

6 years ago

Help my Co worker out,

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NPC - AMAZON FC AMBASSADOR 📦 @AmazonFC_NPC

6 years ago

Just because I am literally paid to say flattering facts about working at an @amazon warehouse and will lose my job if I say bad things about it is no reason to think you can’t trust everything I say.

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NPC - AMAZON FC AMBASSADOR 📦 @AmazonFC_NPC

6 years ago

Am I paid to say only good things about @amazon? Yes. Will I get fired if I do otherwise? Yes. Will I die homeless and be denied life-saving medical care if I lose my job? Obviously. So I praise @JeffBezos. Praise @JeffBezos. Praise @JeffBezos.

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NPC - AMAZON FC AMBASSADOR 📦 @AmazonFC_NPC

6 years ago

Praise @JeffBezos, creator of the @Prime worlds, Prime Mover of drones and rocket ships. May the prime angels deliver our prayers to his ears faster than one day delivery for prime members. Amen. Praise @JeffBezos

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NPC - AMAZON FC AMBASSADOR 📦 @AmazonFC_NPC

6 years ago

Today there were zero beatings. We are all happy. It is normal for a happy workplace to have company-controlled accounts on which we, un coerced voluntary workers, voluntarily say how good our job is. Praise @JeffBezos

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NPC - AMAZON FC AMBASSADOR 📦 @AmazonFC_NPC

6 years ago

I am not being mistreated. I am not texting this from the trunk of a car, bound and gagged. I am not about to be shown what happens to employees who run their goddamn mouths. All is fine here at @amazon FC 1039372. It is a joy to make @JeffBezos even richer. I love my boss.

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NPC - AMAZON FC AMBASSADOR 📦 @AmazonFC_NPC

6 years ago

Is there anything better than labouring 36 hour shifts with no break, pay for only 8 out of 36 hours worked, 5 days a week to make the world’s wealthiest man wealthier? No. This is the best use of my labour imaginable. I love it. Praise @JeffBezos

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NPC - AMAZON FC AMBASSADOR 📦 @AmazonFC_NPC

6 years ago

I know the president @realDonaldTrump doesn’t want us delivering fentanyl but Mr @JeffBezos says we gotta do it (one day delivery for Prime members) and here at @amazon we believe Mr @JeffBezos is the real Chosen One. That’s just the way it is.