Amazon Delivery Driver @AmazonVanMan
Your local Amazon delivery driver. Don't ask me if I have your package. I probably don't but if I do I'll make sure I don't. Your house Joined December 2019-
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You will be assimilated.
You will be assimilated.
Some other accomplishments: -Removed the 2$/hr hazard pay from drivers and warehouse workers -Stopped providing paid sick leave for those affected by the coronavirus -100~ warehouses w/ COVID breakouts -6~ people fired specifically for calling out unsafe work conditions
Some other accomplishments: -Removed the 2$/hr hazard pay from drivers and warehouse workers -Stopped providing paid sick leave for those affected by the coronavirus -100~ warehouses w/ COVID breakouts -6~ people fired specifically for calling out unsafe work conditions
And the people that need to be rescued end up getting overtime hours because they're so slow, but if they get fired they can file for unemployment so our bosses don't do it because it will cost them money. I can't wait until we get to eat the rich, they're gonna taste so good.
And the people that need to be rescued end up getting overtime hours because they're so slow, but if they get fired they can file for unemployment so our bosses don't do it because it will cost them money. I can't wait until we get to eat the rich, they're gonna taste so good.
I've been reported by customers multiple times for not wearing a mask. I have a fucking sunburn on my face from the mask, like? Some people just love to be shitty.
Literally more than what @JeffBezos, the richest dude on the fucking planet, gives to anybody or anything.
Y'all ever wonder why your UPS package was delayed?
Customer notes today: It is a house This is my house! I dont understand why you guys can't find my house! ITS EASY (no house numbers, hidden driveway, actually a duplex) My house is the yellow one (house was green)
Customers have literally sat there and stared while their dogs go ballistic at the fence as I wave the package at the customer to let them know I have something for them. Come get your shit or we take it back to station, it's simple.
Customers have literally sat there and stared while their dogs go ballistic at the fence as I wave the package at the customer to let them know I have something for them. Come get your shit or we take it back to station, it's simple.
I can't wait to wake up all the hungover people tomorrow when I knock on their doors and piss off their dogs
Hey @JeffBezos pay us more you rich fuck businessinsider.com/amazon-driver-…
If you live in a house and your house numbers aren't visible from the road, I'll probably step on your package once I find your house.
I can't wait until an actual apocalypse happens to see how these people that order BASIC necessities react. My bets are that they'll last 20 minutes.
I can't wait until an actual apocalypse happens to see how these people that order BASIC necessities react. My bets are that they'll last 20 minutes.
Yo FUCK Susan's pizza stone, that shit ain't showing up today. Glad you're safe, dude.
Yo FUCK Susan's pizza stone, that shit ain't showing up today. Glad you're safe, dude.
The next white person to say "haha do you want to take a picture of me holding the package HAHAHAHA" is getting their house paintballed
Karen better be getting her heart air fried in panko crumbs before getting it shoved back into her chest cavity.
Karen better be getting her heart air fried in panko crumbs before getting it shoved back into her chest cavity.
It's my birthday I'm not delivering your packages, fuck you.
It's actually baffling that people don't look at the estimated arrival date for their package and are completely surprised that they ordered something. Some people get downright offensive when I'm at THEIR door holding THEIR box with THEIR name on it.
A lot of customers have been understanding of us not handing off packages and delivering them to the doorstep instead. Y'all are cool and we appreciate your understanding. The rest of you should quarantine yourselves even after this is over.
Funny how all of these ‘low-skilled’ jobs (cleaners, delivery drivers, retail assistants) that so many look down upon are now on the frontline holding society together whilst we work from home. Those jobs aren’t low-skilled, they’re essential and they should be paid as such.
Happy Saint Patrick's day from Amazon and crows
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