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There is nothing worse in the world than thinking you have a chance when you really don't.
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Sometimes I just wish you were here so I could tell you how much I need you and how hard everyday has been without you.
My life isn't perfect, but I'm thankful for everything I have.
Find someone who wants you as much as you want them.
I hate when people bring up mistakes you made a long time ago, over and over again.
I love you means that I will love you and stand by you even through the worst of times.
A person who smokes a pack of cigarettes a day will on average lose two teeth every ten years
Originally, the term "happily ever after" was used as "happily until they died"
People aren't necessarily mad at someone for leaving, they're mad at themselves for still hoping they'll come back.
If you do care, you have a weird way of showing it.
It's sad when you realize you aren't as important to someone as you thought you were.
I want you to know that I love you more than anything else.
People who practice mindfulness meditation for 30 minutes a day find noticeable changes in brain connectivity in just two weeks.
The average person generates 5 tons of poop in a lifetime.
The Empire State building gets hit by lightning about 25 times per year.
The word lightsaber is never used in Star Wars: Episode I.
Studies show that watching TV negatively affects self-confidence in girls, especially girls of color.
After WWII, the U.S. military published a handbook on how to get along with the French.
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