Ang @Angesaurus

SSU '19 Workin hard Joined October 2011

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Hollywood Actress Sarah Ramos @sarahramos

5 years ago

The scene from The Social Network where Eduardo tells Mark Zuckerberg he better lawyer up asshole starring me and @dylanobrien

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6 years ago

I now have to give the “we have food at home” talk to myself

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6 years ago

That’s right, I got a business picture now. It’s over for y’all

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6 years ago

#NewProfilePic

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7 years ago

Remember at school dances when you would dance in the middle of a big circle and everyone would hype you up? I need that but for real life events

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7 years ago

Free pizza tastes better than paid for pizza

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7 years ago

I was already lying in bed awake and heard my roommates alarm go off and deadass looked at my door like:

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Antoni: letz make salad :) Tan: I added a printed shirt 2 ur closet lols Jonathan: heres a sunscreen Karamo: how u feel bb Bobby: I deconstructed ur entire house with my bare hands. I added 3 rooms and an extra bathroom. I built ur kids a treehouse there are chandeliers everywh-

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Chal 🦆 @Chalamander13

7 years ago

If I ever got nominated for a Queer Eye makeover I would fear @Karamo the most. He would kick down the iron doors of my insecurities and bear hug my soul until I wept rainbows and there's nothing I could do to stop him.

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Ang @Angesaurus

7 years ago

Just finished the third season of Queer Eye and I just gotta say 8 episodes aren’t enough

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7 years ago

Queer eye does such a 180 sometimes like Jonathan on Queer Eye: swerve! Moisturize that face honey! Karamo: Tell me about all your traumas .... Antoni: Here’s a guac recipe!

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Heron Greenesmith, Esq. @herong

7 years ago

I really love "back on my bullshit" because it implies: 1) you have bullshit to be on (proud of you for that); 2) you took a little break (for self-care, maybe?); and 3) now you're back, refreshed, and on your bullshit.

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𝔱𝔯𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔠𝔞𝔯𝔦𝔪 @sakuraxiv0

7 years ago

Me: WHAT DO YOU HAVE?! My dog:

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Ang @Angesaurus

7 years ago

Got a second interview with a marketing company!!! Send me good vibes y’all I need to be employed

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brehbrehyah @brehbrehyah

7 years ago

College kids be tweeting how broke they are all year then aLl Of A sUdDeN spring break rolls around and you got a round trip flight, nice ass hotel, meals on meals, and unlimited alcohol for 5 days straight. Me confused.

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7 years ago

“Here’s a simple recipe you can make in 30 minutes and one pot, it just requires 8572628 ingredients to make! So simple!” - Every ‘simple’ recipe ever